LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

eating cookies instead of having a loving trusting mutually attractive partner to cuddle with.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Maybe he saved up enough from his 4 years of being a doctor out in the mainstream system, and he invested his six-figure earnings from those 4 years, and he’s living in a modest home, driving a modest car and living within his means. Not wealthy. But surviving okay.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ohhh we’re halfway there

Ohhh we’re livin’ on a prayer!

LemmyKnowsBest,

The whole room was lookin’ at her

LemmyKnowsBest,

well since you explained the comic, thanks by the way for explaining it, it’s not so absurdist, some dog owners really do expect visitors to adapt their behavior to accommodate the misbehavior of the dogs.

LemmyKnowsBest,

jeez what a terrible way to go. Off-brand punch and they chose the worst flavor. Oh yeah and it was laced with deadly poison too

LemmyKnowsBest,

My favorite is the guy with no torso or head, just legs coming out both ends

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ok Grandpa

LemmyKnowsBest,

*granddaughter

And you’re the shitposter, not me.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Too late. I already went out and bought the outfit.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey be careful when you are blatantly misquoting Joe Rogan to benefit your own exaggerations.

He clearly says that the pineal gland produces DMT. And you know how much Joe Rogan loves DMT.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

they’re talking about broccoli and tofu. I doubt they care much about meat.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Whatever religion he’s in, he’s probably the only member.

🍦 🍨

LemmyKnowsBest,

That pencil goddamned better be listening too

LemmyKnowsBest,

Please tell us more about your dad and Xbox

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is this assuming that women don’t suffer from the same thing?

LemmyKnowsBest,

that one’s easy. Just throw the junk keychain into the trash.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah. John Wilkes Booth definitely committed a crime.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Up until about 3 years ago I had always that it was JFK on the dime. Turns out the dime is Roosevelt or something.

LemmyKnowsBest,

How does that trolley even have a grip on the track with all those meatbags in the way?

LemmyKnowsBest,

they do make you pay to get the badges though.

modern scouting miks the parents like you wouldn’t believe it’s expense after expense

LemmyKnowsBest,

A true degenerate couldn’t have a wholesome racism-reversing epiphany experience like this.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’d choose a brown bear because “If it’s brown, lay down.” All I have to do is pretend to sleep and he goes away. No murder, no rape. Just a nap & peace & quiet. Sounds ideal to me!

LemmyKnowsBest,

That would be true if he hadn’t lived out the rest of his natural life in Argentina.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Keep your car music at a volume that only you can hear. Nobody else wants to hear it. And if you wear headphones while driving, at least that will get you thrown in jail or suspended driver license so society will be better without people like you out there.

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