LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Huh. Just when we thought it was impossible to think a unique thought, it seems the cartoon artist has managed to do it. Unique.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I think you’re missing the point. We’re talking about tacos.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m glad you asked. It bends my brain imagining one person making up this conversation. He’s clever. It also bends my brain that two people could have this conversation. either way it’s kinda genius.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

same. But it’s not fear of God that keeps me from doing it. It’s the dread of going to prison.

Just like Taco Guy. He knows there are no tacos in prison so he lives life in such a way to avoid prison.

LemmyKnowsBest,

AND knowing that murder is wrong

True, and since probably neither of us are in the heat of murderous anger right now, let’s think back to that time we HAVE been in the heat of murderous anger, And I’m telling you, that sonofabitch DESERVES it, right?! He COMPLETELY DESTROYED my life and he KNOWS it, and he will never even acknowledge it or apologize. Even now the only reason I’d regret following through with this ideation is the dread of prison and losing all my freedoms forever. But yeah, these guys are safe, at least from MY wrath. I moved 2000 miles away. But surely they fuck up a lot of things and a LOT of people are equally angry at them, so hopefully karma does its thing with them.

LemmyKnowsBest,

High-five bro

LemmyKnowsBest,

You were rescuing it and it felt threatened? stupid bugs.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes seriously that picture up there is so old, it was pre-cybertrufk. Someone please update it by trading that person in his chest for a CyberTruck.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I didn’t know autistic people cared about outward appearances of their physique. Anyway Elon is on Ozempic now. I wonder how that’s going for him.

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve always considered phrases like that, just giving up and not wanting to pursue talking about something because IDGAF.

But intelligent people have a definition for it. thought-terminating cliche. I just wanted to write that out so I remember it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

But wait a minute you are arguing in favor of sleep. Which is fine, but Look at the meme up there. It indicates that some people use their free time at night to stay awake instead of sleeping.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I stare at Lemmy until my eyes burn & I fall asleep, so we can indeed do both, stay awake until we fall asleep. I mean that’s pretty much what everyone does unless they’re strung-out on stimulants or clinically insomniac

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes! I was actually admiring the artistry of the fists and the shadowing and everything and then I followed it down to the shapeless skinny forearms. looks like they put all their effort into the fists and couldn’t be bothered to make realistic looking forearms

LemmyKnowsBest,

screaming, crying, perfect storm

i can make all the tables turn

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes some parents would say, “Paleontologist?! Do you want to live on food stamps the rest of your life??”

LemmyKnowsBest,

If he didn’t see a bright red double decker bus, and he was behaving irresponsibly contrary to traffic patterns, he needs to have his driving privileges revoked.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If they’d spelled their band name correctly then the first syllable would’ve been 🐝

LemmyKnowsBest,

Congratulations! You wrote the best comment I have read in the last 30 seconds! 🏅

LemmyKnowsBest,

So am I! The year 2006 was a great year for everyone.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes! Automatic immunity plus early retirement package!

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