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jpm, to random
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MattHatton,
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@jpm SSNAAKEEE A SNAAAKEE

jpm, to random
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“AI is just mad cow disease for computers” 100% perfect no notes
https://aus.social/@MattHatton/112470755186085809

MattHatton,
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@jpm I remain absolutely perplexed at how I still have a job.

jpm, to random
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Well fuck. Just before I had my flu shot too.

MattHatton,
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@jpm Oh we do fancy RATs now? I did not know this.

dawnstar, to random
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Christ on a crutch Microsoft you bloody did not just add random ass widgets to the login screen did you? You did? WTF for? Who asked for this?

MattHatton,
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@decryption @dawnstar Head injuries.

trib, to Weather
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Just the absolute worst.

MattHatton,
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@decryption @trib ban this sick filth.

MattHatton, to random
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Shut the front door!

You’re kidding. Selling things and letting people know you sell things are tied inextricably to making money off the things you sell and increasing the number of people who are aware you sell things?

No fucking way.

MattHatton,
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@decryption Yeah, it’s the “why doesn’t everyone just automatically see the value in this that I do” thing, paired with a bit of Computer Man Brain.

MattHatton, to random
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How to tell, in three words, that you're about to read something that is incredibly stupid.

MattHatton,
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"More specialised technologies and those with fewer direct use cases in construction and engineering had significantly lower levels of usage, such as blockchain (25%)"

Show me the one in four construction companies using blockchain. Who are they?

MattHatton,
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"“Even within the organisation, roles are constantly being redefined, meaning employees can find it difficult to absorb some of the new technologies. It will be a journey in terms of education and realising opportunities for creativity, even with automation and robotics"


No one knows what they should be doing or how they should be doing it because we keep finding new shiny toys to throw at them and demand they get used why is my workforce so inefficient?

MattHatton,
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" AI as a tool that could simulate workflows and identify solutions to conduct advanced feasibility studies incorporating the social elements in the design stage that are often difficult to quantify, such as how to minimise noise and aximise natural light in a unit complex"

Both those things can - literally - be quantified.

MattHatton,
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This document keeps talking about "mobile apps" but has not once (I am 30 pages in) offered anything more than those two words to describe what they mean.

MattHatton,
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I am howling like a monkey at this.

Right. So. $100m in revenue turned into $20m profit.

20c on the dollar.

Chucking more computer at it raised $1.4m extra revenue and $200,000 profit.

Which is...less than 20c in the dollar.

HOW IS THAT BETTER?

Oh, yes, also it made such a small fraction of a percent difference to the outcome that it could probably also be explained by a simple margin of error comparing surveys.

MattHatton,
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“Even if you put information into a repository, people may not know how to find it. Previously, we would have to do a keyword search and parse through many documents. Now, with the use of AI, the return of information is much more relevant, making the knowledge search process faster.”

....let me ask you this. When you're talking to your A*I** knowledge base. Are you using certain words that pertain to the information you are seeking?

MattHatton,
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"Sunway has also been using AI technology, paired with cloud,
to improve worker safety. Previously, static images of noncompliances were captured by the users using their mobile phones and shared within the site for safety monitoring. However, this process was inefficient as it did not allow for real-time interventions in safety"

Gareth was too busy taking a photo of Steven falling off the platform to tell Steven that he shouldn't be on the platform in the first place. AI will make this better.

MattHatton,
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Our new systems are generating unmanagable amounts of data.

What if we put more systems on top of those systems to manage that output?

MattHatton,
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"Yes, if we could somehow make this thing relevent to my work it would, indeed, be relevent to my work"

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