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MattHatton, to random
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And then Kirk fucked it.

jpm,
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@MattHatton I can do it in 4: 7 of 9’s boobs

MattHatton, to random
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Shut the front door!

You’re kidding. Selling things and letting people know you sell things are tied inextricably to making money off the things you sell and increasing the number of people who are aware you sell things?

No fucking way.

decryption,
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@MattHatton I have had many discussions with software developers who get pissy that nobody wants to buy their app/SaaS and when I ask what their marketing strategy is, they don’t have one

MattHatton,
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@decryption Yeah, it’s the “why doesn’t everyone just automatically see the value in this that I do” thing, paired with a bit of Computer Man Brain.

MattHatton, to random
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How to tell, in three words, that you're about to read something that is incredibly stupid.

MattHatton,
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"We find the critical role of technology in supporting
business growth is increasingly being recognised."

I, too, have a computer at work.

MattHatton,
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"“Even within the organisation, roles are constantly being redefined, meaning employees can find it difficult to absorb some of the new technologies. It will be a journey in terms of education and realising opportunities for creativity, even with automation and robotics"


No one knows what they should be doing or how they should be doing it because we keep finding new shiny toys to throw at them and demand they get used why is my workforce so inefficient?

MattHatton, to random
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Can't imagine why....

jpm,
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@MattHatton cowards, limiting who can comment on it

MattHatton,
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@jpm Can't imagine why they'd do that....

MattHatton, to random
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Stuck my head into IT's office while I was making a coffee.

One of them is dancing like a lunatic to some raccoon-meme-song-thing.

The other is wielding one of those long armed BBQ lighters menacingly.

Another normal day at the day job. Never a dull moment.

franksting,
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@jpm @MattHatton sounds like an episode of the IT Crowd being filmed

jpm,
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@franksting @MattHatton yes it was an excellent documentary series

MattHatton, to random
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It has been approximately one billion years since I last made pancakes. Turned out ok.

decryption,
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@MattHatton if you looked up pancake in an encyclopedia that would be the picture they'd use to demonstrate a pancake

MattHatton, to random
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At this time of year? At this time of day? Located entirely within the timeline?

MattHatton, to random
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The seven-year old can’t put her clothes in the dirty washing basket. The babby is quite happy to dive under her cot and retrieve the five (5) dummies that had ended up under there somehow.

Same again, but a wider angle shot.

jpm,
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@MattHatton pretty sure that’s the normal amount of dummies under the cot. I know I washed at least that many last night.

MattHatton, to random
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Excellent work, Standards Australia. Absolutely a piece of piss to read this.

MattHatton, to random
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I do love the Sydney Morning Herald's "nothing good is ever possible" stance on literally everything.

I get the distinct impression they're over-egging just how many people are going to mildly inconvenienced by this.

Also, there are plans to extend the Metro out to Campbelltown, but infrastructure takes time and (thanks Labor) so much of Sydney is still catching up to where it should have been on this front 20 years ago.

jpm,
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@MattHatton it’ll end up being Sydney’s AAV - only used by diversions of the main carriers, and a handful of flights from the cheap cockroaches like JetStar

stufromoz,
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@jpm @MattHatton Jetstar and Rex and freight, and a few international flights to Bali Singapore and NZ to start, with an occasional redirect to there from planes outside curfew

MattHatton, to random
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jpm,
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@MattHatton no thank

MattHatton,
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@jpm It was actually pretty cool (and made even cooler by not having to pay the $100-odd it costs a typical punter to go up)

MattHatton, to random
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Rethink the feedback sandwich.

Consider the roundtable human centipede. The collaboration circle jerk.

jpm,
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@MattHatton the NPS goatse

MattHatton, to random
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GLORIOUS! Absolutely glorious. You love to see it.

https://aus.social/@akent/112386840633913139

jpm,
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@MattHatton @akent Broke: not a Lexus
Woke: is a BMW

MattHatton, to random
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Right. Time to meander down to the train station.

MattHatton,
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Yes, I call that my personality.

MattHatton,
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A sign of true professionalism is not bothering to find a graphic that doesn’t have the site you copied it off’s watermark on it.

MattHatton, to random
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"Help craft the future of denim fashion"

Or, and stay with me here this might be controversial - no.

jpm,
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@MattHatton gaze into the future of denim fashion and recoil in horror: jundies

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