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MattHatton

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Fuckable cartoon dog, award-winning baker, one-man think tank and farm dad simulator, amongst other things. Goes by many names.

I am not here to facilitate good life choices. Piss bread.

Would you like to join my professional network on LinkedIn?

You can't blame toilet for your sadness.

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At this time of year? At this time of day? Located entirely within the timeline?

MattHatton, to random
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The seven-year old can’t put her clothes in the dirty washing basket. The babby is quite happy to dive under her cot and retrieve the five (5) dummies that had ended up under there somehow.

Same again, but a wider angle shot.

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Excellent work, Standards Australia. Absolutely a piece of piss to read this.

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I do love the Sydney Morning Herald's "nothing good is ever possible" stance on literally everything.

I get the distinct impression they're over-egging just how many people are going to mildly inconvenienced by this.

Also, there are plans to extend the Metro out to Campbelltown, but infrastructure takes time and (thanks Labor) so much of Sydney is still catching up to where it should have been on this front 20 years ago.

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Also it would take approximately fuck all effort to run a bus from Campbelltown Station (for example) down Narellan/Northern Road to get to the airport in bugger-all time.

MattHatton,
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(Also exactly how many passenger flights do we recking are going to be coming out of the airport when it first opens?

Their website says 25,000 flights just from Qantas in the first year. Which feels optimistic, really)

damonism, to random
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It occurs to me that you’d only use AI to write for you if you believe you’re not good at writing, and if you’re not good at writing you have no way of discerning if the AI is wrting well for you, and in the process you’ll never get any better at writing yourself.

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@damonism I've been using ChatGPT to do some social media copy (not here, for work) for me the last few weeks, mostly because I'm too fucking lazy to do it myself and I just want something there and bland corporate speak is something it can do pretty well.

Still tweak it manually to do things like fix Seppo spelling and make sure it's not saying anything utterly insane. But I am starting to find it useful in doing the heavy lifting for me.

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@damonism Yeah. I still keep it well clear of anything that actually matters. (to the point where I am drafting something out at the moment and doing it with a pen and paper)

decryption, to random
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the pixel 8a is already discounted from $849 down to $349 and it hasn't even gone on sale yet, hahah

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/844795

MattHatton,
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@decryption lmfao. $480 trade in for my iPhone 12 Pro Max.

MattHatton, to random
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So today has been a work day.

Oh look, a glass floor so you can see just how far down it is.
Viewing platform on top of centrepoint tower.

MattHatton,
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@jpm It was actually pretty cool (and made even cooler by not having to pay the $100-odd it costs a typical punter to go up)

MattHatton, to random
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Rethink the feedback sandwich.

Consider the roundtable human centipede. The collaboration circle jerk.

MattHatton, to random
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GLORIOUS! Absolutely glorious. You love to see it.

https://aus.social/@akent/112386840633913139

jpm, to random
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little miss 5 stomping around the house holding a mandarin

THERES NO SUCH THING
AS A MANDARIN

MattHatton,
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@jpm ce n'est pas une mandarine

decryption, to random
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career change perhaps

MattHatton,
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@decryption Pretty straight forward for The Sizzle to pivot from tech news to burgers, tbh.

MattHatton, to random
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Right. Time to meander down to the train station.

MattHatton,
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Large kangaroo man??

MattHatton,
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Bluey???

MattHatton,
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Large disco dancers???

MattHatton,
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Yes, I call that my personality.

MattHatton,
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@decryption This is Sydney Build. Allegedly the biggest construction expo in [some geographic region I can’t be arsed looking up] and veritable “festival of construction”.

In reality, it’s the ICC chock full of random Shengdong Province Engine Ltd Co type businesses offering the best of what you can find on Ali Baba when it comes to laminate flooring and bathroom fixtures.

MattHatton,
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@decryption They also have a heavy program of talks and presentations that’s tangentially relevant to the day job, so it’s also an excuse to get out of the office for a day.

MattHatton,
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A sign of true professionalism is not bothering to find a graphic that doesn’t have the site you copied it off’s watermark on it.

MattHatton,
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One for @daedalus.

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Large seagulls???

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Hovering golden man???

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