MimicJar

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MimicJar,

That Skinner is such a People Pleaser.

MimicJar,

Correct!

MimicJar,

So that’s sort of a shit response and far from accurate. I currently don’t drink Budweiser. Budweiser was attempting to market to a new crowd. From a business point of view having more customers is a good thing. If this little bit of marketing had caused Budweiser to double their sales they would have doubled down and released an article like this.

In fact in their response they said they still wanted to focus on “controversial” stuff. “I want to enjoy it with my friends. I want sports, I want music. I want fun.”

Sports is controversial. What sports? Will they sponsor Chess? Quidditch? Horse Dressage?

Music is controversial. Which music? Taylor Swift? Kid Rock? Jazz? Tap Dance? Country? Juggalos?

Budweiser will absolutely continue to advertise “controversial” things because if they don’t they die.

If the only thing that matters is profit next quarter then they need either current customers to buy more or new customers, but ideally both. If you only rely on current customers you’re fucked since eventually they die.

Sure Budweiser might be quiet for a few years, but they’ll be back because they’re not stupid at running a business, but their customers are.

MimicJar,

Why should corporations have political influence campaigns on social issues?

Because they want to sell you beer.

If they could sell “Trans Cans” with the transgender flag on it and guarantee a huge profit you’d see them in every store and commercial.

Unfortunately conservative morons are scared of colorful cans and everyone else thinks Budweiser tastes terrible so instead we get this article.

MimicJar,

Enjoy it now because when you’re a grown-up you’ll have to take care of yourself.

Correct!

MimicJar,

No… But that is a good episode I’ll have to keep in mind

MimicJar,

Yeah my hope is to include a photo that isn’t impossibly generic, but this one is hard.

MimicJar,

That’s a solid guess actually, but this plug goes to Bart’s Treehouse.

MimicJar,

Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior. Correct!

MimicJar,

Homerpalooza! Correct!

MimicJar,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/53da46cb-2c76-443a-a208-b47f880e1a7e.jpeg

Correct!

MimicJar,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/efa27c22-78fd-4c83-86fe-e811c9c49672.jpeg

True.

MimicJar,

Correct!

MimicJar,

That’s the one!

MimicJar,

Must have been El Barto.

MimicJar,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6dc0540b-6905-4398-84b4-acfc88ccefc2.jpeg

Correct!

MimicJar,

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