Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut, that’s on third.
Homer : Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio : There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer : Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio : That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on third.
Checkout across from me was closed and a trolley put in the lane to block it off. While serving a woman with her kid, the little shit was fucking up my counter. He knocked over my water bottle and messed up my stacked pamphlets. I asked the woman to get him to stop and she told him off, but as she left the kid turned around and smacked my pamphlets again, laughed and as he went to run away he ran straight into the trolley across from me and clothes-lined himself on the handle HARD. I laughed my ass off right in the little shits face as he cried, his mother just grabbed him by the arm and walked off…
We fire the whole bullet. That’s 65% more bullet per bullet. This is the same technology we’ve been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them.
We have reviewed the footage and concluded we didn’t do anything wrong. The officer is now on paid leave (nice vacation) and any damages caused will be paid for by the tax payers.
Guess the Episode [Genius at Work] (sh.itjust.works)
1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene....
Soldier Being Punished for Losing Rifle (lemmy.world)
This soldier was likely ordered into formation and arrived without his rifle. He was provided a new one.
Ps1 Walter White (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I read a book about sponges.
It was absorbing.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. (lemmy.world)
Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy....
Guess the Episode [Medium] (sh.itjust.works)
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Unrequited Love (lemmy.world)
Guess the Episode [Medium] (sh.itjust.works)
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Manitoba police watchdog investigating allegation of fabricated evidence (1ft.io)
https://winnipeg.ctvnews.ca/manitoba-police-watchdog-investigating-allegation-of-fabricated-evidence-1.6677173
Yes, I'm a rancher (lemmy.world)
Piss posting (lemmy.world)
There's a difference (startrek.website)
Mistral shocks AI community as latest open source model eclipses GPT-3.5 performance (venturebeat.com)
Original Mistral AI blog: mistral.ai/news/mixtral-of-experts/
Guess the Episode [Hard] (sh.itjust.works)
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Little shit (startrek.website)
The amount of work that once bought an hour of light now buys 51 years of it (www.washingtonpost.com)
Image Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/06/26/the-amount-of-work-that-once-bought-an-hour-of-light-now-buys-51-years-of-it/...
Guess the Episode [Hard] (sh.itjust.works)
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Robot Chicken - Alien issue (i.imgur.com)
Abraham (lemmy.world)
2024 Sprint Calendar (lemmy.world)
This Gun Doesn't Exist - Saritch (2009) (lemmy.world)
The picture is of a non firing model made by Russian design student Andrei Ovsyannikov....
I'm just resting (startrek.website)
East Ukraine's Kharkiv builds underground schools as Russia keeps up attacks (www.reuters.com)
"They tortured him"; police used Taser on special needs teen for breaking window before shooting him (www.cbsnews.com)
CHICAGO (CBS) – It was a broken window complaint that led to a 14-year-old boy being shot by a police officer....