Resol

Resol, 9 months ago

Wow, I didn’t know AI was dumb (for now).

Resol, 9 months ago

I know I can do that.

Have you heard about sarcasm? That’s what I was doing.

Resol, 9 months ago

I want WAVs.

Resol, 9 months ago

This is exactly why I see Spotify as nothing more than a green garbage bin. I’m going back to my vinyl records.

Resol, 9 months ago

Boy do I actually miss that service. It just worked. And then they killed it.

Resol, 9 months ago

Nah, I just like to brag about how the file is uselessly bigger

Resol, 9 months ago

By replacing the triangle button with those

Resol, 9 months ago

Proposal: make the X button look like this: 🥚

Resol, 9 months ago

In that case, add a face on it

Resol, 9 months ago

North East West South, or NEWS for short.

Resol, 9 months ago

Ok

Resol, 9 months ago

Just don’t buy the “worthless digital monkeys” and they’ll be so worthless that their value will be in the negatives; they’ll give you money.

Resol, 10 months ago

I never expected to fall down a rabbit hole.

Resol, 10 months ago

Thanks for reminding me of what the hell it was called

Resol, 9 months ago

I didn’t know instances can do that.

Resol, 9 months ago

I get addicted by farming downvotes now. Because imaginary internet points are so useless. Why get karma when you can get negative karma?

Psst. You see that ⬇️ arrow? Give it a press, please.

Resol, 9 months ago

It’s the fediverse Lite (doesn’t work with ActivityPub, it’s its own protocol). It’s also Twitter Lite (created by the founder of Twitter, now known as X). It’s the worst of both worlds.

Resol, 9 months ago

Because 2013 happened. And 2013 was bullshit. I’m sure Adobe Creative Cloud, iOS 7 and the Xbox One would gladly explain that to you. Oh, and I forgot Vine. I mean, it was really good, but it basically led to Musical.ly, which led to TikTok. YouTube also got rid of the customisable channel page, instead giving us a simple banner instead (I said instead 3 times now). And did I mention fingerprint scanners on phones? I’m sure you all remember Facebook Home. You don’t? Well, you’re better off not remembering it. Also, they killed Brian Griffin only to ressurect him from the dead all of a sudden. And finally, Office 2013. There’s nothing wrong with it, it just looked like garbage.

All of this led to the dystopian lifestyle we’re currently living in.

Resol, 10 months ago

Lemmy is great. So great that I named myself after it (my nickname was just “Resol” before then, now it’s obviously “Resol van Lemmy”, it sounds very Flemish). I do have a problem with it though. Most communities I was active on on Reddit are either nonexistent on Lemmy or just not big enough to maintain daily activity, making them look like ghost towns. Also, I had to shuffle between different clients because I didn’t have a satisfactory experience with some, I’m currently using Sync because the interface is so nice (although I like how Jerboa shows the upvote to downvote ratio in addition to the total score). In addition to all this, I got help cutting down on screentime thanks to the Fediverse. I just didn’t have much addiction anymore, which is always a good thing. I don’t know what else to say.

Resol, 10 months ago

Not hard at all.

Resol, 9 months ago

TIL that Fahrenheit exists.

Resol, 9 months ago

I know about Kelvin. I hate it.

Resol, 9 months ago

This I can do without causing a riot.

But seriously though, the Brits have weird place names.

Resol, 9 months ago

I pronounce “salmon”, “solder”, “colonel”, “victual”, “gunwale”, “vineyard”, and “indict” all phonetically. I still insist that they’re alternative pronoucniations and not “wrong ways to pronounce them”. If that’s the case, then say “GIF” however the hell you want.

Resol, 9 months ago

Wait until you learn that it’s pronounced “vittle”. I hate English now.