Simon

@Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that’s how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

Simon,

Is squirt pee

Simon,

Did this person write a book because I want to read it.

Simon,

Now this is something I can get behind. But I was talking about the decision to retaliate in the first place.

Simon,

??? So why don’t we get better at making energy than get scared about using a renewable resource. Fuck it let’s just go back to the printing press.

Amazing to me how stuff like this gets upvoted on a supposedly progressive platform.

Simon,

The deeper I get into this platform the more I realize the guise of being ‘progressive, left, privacy-conscious, tech inclined’ is literally the opposite.

Simon,

When you say those words do you imagine normal people reading this and not laughing

Simon, (edited )

Why?? Please make this make sense. Having AI to help with coding is ideal and the greatest immediate use case probably. The web is an open resource. Why die on this stupid hill instead of advocating for a privacy argument that actually matters?

Edit: Okay got it. Hinder significant human progress because a company I don’t like might make some more money from something I said in public, which has been a thing literally forever. You guys really lack a lot of life skills about how the world really works huh?

Simon,

Laugh’s in mule

Simon,

Think I’m gonna be taking the solidarity approach pretty soon. Humanity is truly a cancer.

Simon, (edited )

Nope, there’s nothing controversial about it. If you’re in a wooded area with a bear and a man you’re more likely to be harmed by a man. Doesn’t matter how you view the question, just matters how much of a basement dweller you are.

Edit: By nothing controversial - no mainstream news or popular opinion pieces or the general public at large don’t understand it. There is no controversy. Be insular on the internet all you want, I’m not attacking your opinions. But controversial is not this.

Simon,

Gross

Simon, (edited )

There is basically no faster way to advertise

  1. That you get no pussy
  2. You’ve never been outside around a wild bear before
  3. You don’t know how statistics work

Unsurprisingly this is a bigly amount of people on any online platform, it turns out.

Just… exponentially more on Lemmy since a large portion of it is Linux related.

Simon,

That is what it’s all about?

Simon,

There is literally nothing better about the clientele of this platform than reddit except people are nicer and probably less miserable on average in the comments. If anything its users are less socialized and more insular - e.g. I use linux server extensively for work where it controls most of the internet, but most of the hot takes here about linux here are beyond stupid. If anything, between Lemmy and reddit, the users here are even more convinced they’re knowledgeable and infallible connoisseurs, if that’s even possible. So when fallout does happen, it’s generally more ugly.

Also, the bear thing is not controversial - except with infantile man-children. Those people don’t get to represent a demographic.

Simon,

I mean, it would be an order of magnitude more work to grow all the food and build the (subpar in comparison) amenities I need to survive. But I guess then I would just be a slave to nature. You can’t escape.

Simon,

Just an FYI in case you don’t follow Cloud news but Google has deleted customers accounts on multiple occasions and has been for literal years. This time they just did it to someone large enough to make the news. I work in SRE and no longer recommend GCP to anyone.

Simon,

Hmmm, no custom bare metal commercial product running linux? Roger that captain.

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Simon,

Urban myth. How often are we gonna keep reposting this bullshit.

Simon, (edited )

I made this massive playlist which you should DEFINITELY not listen to if you’re easily offended.

Simon,

We’re confused? Why do you talk for other people like that’s somehow authorative ngl. Not a great thing to insult the intelligence of a whole group with the ‘I think’ line.

Simon,

There you go again dropping huge reaches as if they were facts. Doubt many people here give two flying shits about hexbear.

Simon,

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