Simon

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Simon, (edited )

Lol I can’t understand how you get so many upvotes but when I make a meme everybody’s like “what’s a stan???” Linux users are some of the most antisocial people on the planet.

Simon,

The only reason it’s red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It’s far less dangerous than most. So yellow would probably make more sense.

Simon,

The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?

Simon,

Yeah I think gasses in the rectum have several severe issues that liquids don’t have. Mostly because liquids don’t exert pressure. Could get pretty in-depth.

Simon,

Hey man. I think the rules are kind of flexible here. I’m not the dildo police.

Edit: Personally I’d say ‘binding agent’ could mean the most pure alloy you can make a dildo out of.

Simon,

I’ll add it to the potential update list. Lead used to be green and then somebody convinced me to make it yellow and yeah…

Simon,

Brave

Simon,

Here’s some interesting ones that I don’t think anyone’s asked yet so far

The two CIA ones? Only elements with an unenriched isotope that can reach critical mass (and don’t instantly disappear). You’d need only a few dildos to make a nuclear bomb. The anal probe and CIA disappearing is literal.

Borat is in this diagram

Starting with Potassium the Alkalis become basically explosive to water and get progressively more reactive. If you haven’t covered it yet this is because their valence shells get weaker the heavier you go.

Hydrogen and Helium so far basically cannot exist in solid form at STP in any appreciable amount.

Simon,

Literally yes. Then do nitrous oxide. And then sulphur hexaflouride.

Simon,

You’re right, wikipedia prices are way outdated. Unenriched isotopes aren’t blue 'cause I’m assuming they’d let you live.

Edit: I couldn’t find the reason for that, someone just told me to make it yellow. Back to green it goes.

Simon,

Updated

Simon,

I think the whole lanthanide row could use a review by an “expert”. Sparse information on relative toxicity and relative radiated energy and immediate effects on mucus membranes. Someone still in school ask their prof and show them this diagram.

Simon,

Waifu pillows?

Simon,

Not differentiated whether it’s red, yellow or white phosphorus so it defaults to the hurty one lol

Simon,

Actually I’ll make it the very first split color. Exciting.

Simon, (edited )

Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.

Edit: I’m making the distinction that I’ll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.

Simon,

Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it’s pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there’s some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.

Simon, (edited )

The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance

EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to ‘improve the legitimacy’ of this document or something

Simon,

For the nobel prize ones they’d all be purple with a couple red so I’m gonna avoid cluttering up the graph too much.

Simon,

I’ll need to see a video of it igniting without an oxygen providing intermediary - haven’t been able to find one.

Simon, (edited )

It’s the title of the category!

Edit: Not anymore :(

Simon,

With *solid Helium

Simon,

Pretty hard to make a dildo out of gas 🤔 Unless you’re a cloud?

Simon,

Solid state gasses are in the range of -200C

Simon,

Let’s see your oxygen dildo 🤔

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