Can I Put it in my Ass?
This was a team effort.
Kolanaki, 
Is this actually any different from the licking chart? 🤔
BrundleFly2077, (edited ) This should definitely be its own website. High-res when? 😋
radiofreeval, 
You can put oxygen up your ass though
Andromxda, Nitrogen and noble gases shouldn’t be a problem either
Simon, Pretty hard to make a dildo out of gas 🤔 Unless you’re a cloud?
Andromxda, Yeah but why would it cause rectal damage?
Simon, Solid state gasses are in the range of -200C
Andromxda, I mean, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t take it as literally. The original comment said:
You can put oxygen up your ass though
That’s what I was thinking about, just grab a gas cylinder and a hose, shove it up your ass and open the valve.
toiletobserver, Solid = ice, very cold ice
Turun, (edited ) Missing a few more "hello there"s, unless this is what floats your boat:
a 12in diameter, 2m long Crystal of silicon (not silicone), made for semiconductor manufacturing
(Human for scale)
TheOakTree, Silicon is not silicone, so that spot is not correct…
Unless you’re talking about using one of these fuckers:
Big_Bob, 
If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)
Mr_Fish, It’s not called ARSEnic for nothing
devilish666, So… you’re saying it’s okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??
Simon, Let’s see your oxygen dildo 🤔
Nom, (edited )
Zehzin, (edited ) 
This assumes the dildo must be solid. I think as scientists we need to think outside the box (and ass)
Simon, Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it’s pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there’s some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.
BlueKey, 
All gasses except Flourine become green?
You must have really Chad mucus membranes to deal with Chlorine and Bromine.
anarchyrabbit, Where can I see each of the dildos?
psmgx, Arsenic is maybe not?
Taleya, Eh, you’ll shit it back out
Simon, (edited ) Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.
Edit: I’m making the distinction that I’ll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.
cobysev, I think you mean “ow.” The word “owe” has a different meaning, not related to pain.
Simon, (edited ) The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance
EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to ‘improve the legitimacy’ of this document or something
Bloobish, Please always ensure whatever element you use has a stable base larger than the insertion point
Imgonnatrythis, You know magnesium can ignite with exposure to moisture yes?
Nom, Damn it stop giving em more kinks
Simon, I’ll need to see a video of it igniting without an oxygen providing intermediary - haven’t been able to find one.
Imgonnatrythis, So ok if you don’t fart/queef?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In, What is the methane to oxygen ratio of a fart?
Imgonnatrythis, Varies relative to the cheese To taco ratio within the past 48h.
SubArcticTundra, 
Damn imagine putting mercury up there. I don’t think your sphincter could hold it
nymwit, hey it says “in” not “up”. Just gotta lay down or maybe go inverted.
spicytuna62, (edited ) 
If the dildo were chilled to -40°…
Zehzin, But then your body heat would slowly melt it and lube yourself with heavy poison
spicytuna62, Honestly, there are worse ways to go.
AtariDump, Like trying to get an abortion in a red state?
Heyooo!!!
SubArcticTundra, Nooo, please don’t remind me of politics (Although funny comment I admit)
smeg, Owe, my ass
What do you owe your ass (other than an apology)?
slazer2au, More like pain rather than an apology.
cobysev, I thought it was just a typo on the chart, but then OP used it in a comment here as well.
Simon, (edited ) It’s the title of the category!
Edit: Not anymore :(
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