You’re correct. I’ve never heard this anywhere else and I literally took video game history classes at a college that is partnered with Nintendo of America.
Wouldn’t the friction from half of the moon entering the atmosphere generate enough heat to set most of the east coast on fire? I remember one of my teachers telling me it would but it definitely wouldn’t be the first time one of my teachers was wrong.
You’re right. They definitely should have taken the time to type out “The individual working at the coffee shop who filled my order” to avoid triggering people who have nothing better to do than get angry at the internet.