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Vylar_Kaftan

@Vylar_Kaftan@wandering.shop

Nebula-winning science fiction & fantasy author.

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I did a puzzle! 🐈

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Guest: “Where’s your bathroom?”

Me: “Upstairs past the puzzle room!”

Guest: “Wait, what?”

—my wish for our Myst-themed dream house

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@laurence that’s the plan! But the bathroom needs to be behind a hilarious number of puzzle-locks.

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Peter Falk as Columbo meets John Cleese in the Argument Clinic.

I would pay to watch that.

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Confirmation bias is a hell of a thing. But you expect that.

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Friends don’t let friends teleport into lava pits.

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WAIT. Are you a time traveler? You have to tell me if you are.

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Mercury is the Cornholio of planets.

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My body is disintegrating, but at least I’ll become glitter ✨

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I’m in my time of low circadian rhythm, which lasts from about noon to 11:57 AM

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I want a boat so I can name it the SS Definitely Not a Mimic.

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We’ve had some bad dice

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The checkout clerk, who looked about 20, addressed me as “young lady”.

What.

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On the BRAT diet for a stomach ache, but I’m gluten free, so it’s just the BRA diet 👙

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Proximity Paddling is my new band name

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I did Lego orchids

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@westerling the instruction book advises this fact is true

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Drunk co-ed naked lego

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I just heisted a Hugo in our RPG 👀

Then used it to smash the glass and pull the fire alarm

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Could Green Lantern defeat the Colour out of Space? 🤔

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Woo, Tangent! is my new band name

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There is a broken self checkout machine here at Costco. It’s repeating nonstop: “1993. 1993. 1993.” Unsettling! 😮

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A favorite puzzle from childhood 🖤

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@Pagan_Animist You know, it really was. Every piece had something fun on it, even the smallest one. I liked the hand bushes and the guy in the trap door.

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The car parked next to me has 5 different scented tree-shape air fresheners on the rearview. I have questions. 🤔

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