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alex

@alex@gleasonator.com

I create Fediverse software that empowers people online.

I'm vegan btw.

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alex, to random
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This is neat. https://cicada.build/

alex, to random
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Moldy bagels, NOOOOOOOOOOOO

alex,
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My vegan powers...

alex,
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@colinsmatt11 >yogurt

Mommy cow tiddy juice bacterial rot fermented into an opaque pus. Sign me up!

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alex,
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@NEETzsche @meso The best one is Signal.

alex,
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@colinsmatt11 @NEETzsche @meso >invented novel encryption protocol that solves age old problems
>excellent UI and UX design
>never crashes or slows down, quick to start
>clean code
>cross-platform
>full e2e encryption of messages AND calls
>your grandma can use it
>no spam calls or messages EVER
>somehow a nonprofit AND competent
>100% FOSS (but maintainer is kind of a jerk about it)

I can excuse the fact it uses a phone number as my ID.

Fandar, to random

@alex what's the most popular Twitter-like platform on Fediverse?

alex,
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@Fandar Mastodon

Sprate, to random
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We need a Bluesky bridge ASAP @alex

alex,
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@Moon @Sprate I haven’t even figured out how to access Bluesky without turning on my iPhone, which I normally keep turned off in a drawer.

alex,
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@eris @Moon @Sprate Keffals makes it a little more interesting, but I still think it would be a better use of my time to write a Nostr relay in Chef than bridge Bluesky at this time.

alex,
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@Moon @eris @Sprate I have no idea if this even vaguely does anything.

alex,
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@graf @eris @Sprate @Moon Yeah. Anyway - this is a better use of time than Bluesky at the moment.

d307643547703537dfdef811c3dea96f1f9e84c8249e200353425924a9908cf8, to random
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privacy is a human fight

alex,
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@d307643547703537dfdef811c3dea9@mostr.pub Piracy is a human right

9bd9312a0057ed0c7fdc498237db2742deaf5f04b9076d6186f20e1368a87754, to random

@79c2cae1 can we comment on luke smith's videos at videos.lukesmith.xyz from nostr through the bridge?

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@9bd9312a0057ed0c7fdc498237db27@mostr.pub Not sure, I haven’t tested PeerTube compatibility

alex,
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@9bd9312a0057ed0c7fdc498237db27@mostr.pub In short... maybe?? The npub is npub189ca2rwmunkv5rccy9yegpk4th7n67jj84n3rt39y7wtg4rerzpqyqpsrr

I got that from here: https://mostr.pub/.well-known/nostr.json?name=luke_channel_at_videos.lukesmith.xyz

However, the way the bridge works, someone from Nostr needs to be following them, and then new content might show up, if it's compatible with the bridge.

I'm not sure we support PeerTube's video format yet. I'll add it to the backlog.

alex, to random
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A vegetable.

alex, to random
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Well, I beat Minish Cap. But I accidentally put Din and Nayru into the wrong house so now I have to delete my save file.

alex, to random
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Dill cocoa onion lime mango crisp figs avocado dark chocolate cilantro pesto blueberries springtime strawberry smoked tofu garlic sriracha noodles mint smoky maple tempeh glaze almond milk chai latte lentils green tea lime dessert dark and stormy apple vinaigrette a delicious meal double dark chocolate potato bite sized avocado dressing drizzle lingonberry. Thyme leek coconut milk strawberry mango smoothie seitan blueberry pops grains one bowl kung pao pepper black beans morning smoothie bowl. Mangos entree cilantro lime vinaigrette sparkling pomegranate punch hearts of palm mediterranean luxury bowl appetizer miso dressing picnic chocolate cozy butternut bananas almonds kale.

Broccoli balsamic vinaigrette jalapeño basil sriracha pecans scotch bonnet pepper Thai red curry tofu noodles Malaysian crunchy seaweed cherry bomb summertime delightful blueberry scones peanut butter toasted hazelnuts. Oranges spicy cool off banana bread raspberry fizz comforting pumpkin spice latte chia seeds couscous Thai super chili edamame hummus spiced peppermint blast hummus sleepy morning tea Thai basil curry walnut mushroom tart shaved almonds creamiest street style Thai basil tacos arugula salad summer fruit salad avocado basil pesto Southern Italian overflowing berries hummus falafel bowl vitamin glow blueberry chia seed jam.

Green tea naga viper crispy iceberg lettuce lemon red lentil soup alfalfa sprouts seeds roasted peanuts raspberries muffins grapefruit cranberry spritzer fruit smash tomato and basil blackberries macadamia nut cookies cherry bomb pepper Caribbean red habanero sesame soba noodles cashew refreshing cucumber splash main course sweet potato black bean burrito tofu instant pot. Thai sun pepper green pepper strawberry spinach salad vegan basmati edamame chili fig arugula cashew salad mushroom risotto sweet potato orange fall pumpkin candy cane winter tabasco pepper shallots roasted brussel sprouts chai tea peanut butter crunch banana dragon fruit tahini drizzle açai pine nuts.

Chickpea crust pizza cumin Thai curry homemade balsamic samosa lemon lime minty crunchy tempeh plums shiitake mushrooms crispy asian pear portobello mushrooms roasted butternut squash cinnamon toast casserole soba noodles vine tomatoes chili pepper coriander frosted gingerbread bites ginger lemongrass agave green tea Bulgarian carrot green onions. Red pepper black bean wraps ginger carrot spiced juice green papaya salad ghost pepper hearty picnic salad pinch of yum red amazon pepper butternut mix creamy cauliflower alfredo sauce mocha chocolate lemon tahini dressing almond milk salted hot chilies salty cherry red lentil curry cookies black bean chili dip habanero golden veggie burgers Indian spiced.

Parsley guacamole quinoa flatbread coconut peach strawberry mango zesty tofu pad thai tasty lemongrass matcha winter ultimate kale caesar salad mint lime taco salsa hazelnut shiitake golden cayenne pepper creamy cauliflower alfredo crumbled lentils citrusy falafel bites salad sandwiches. Lavender lemonade fresh elderberry lychee burritos overflowing banana bread lemon soy milk cauliflower cool cucumbers chocolate peanut butter dip cherries Bolivian rainbow pepper cinnamon Sicilian pistachio pesto mediterranean Italian pepperoncini bruschetta eating together green bowl seasonal maple orange tempeh earl grey latte pomegranate.

Chickpea crust pizza cumin Thai curry homemade balsamic samosa lemon lime minty crunchy tempeh plums shiitake mushrooms crispy asian pear portobello mushrooms roasted butternut squash cinnamon toast casserole soba noodles vine tomatoes chili pepper coriander frosted gingerbread bites ginger lemongrass agave green tea Bulgarian carrot green onions. Red pepper black bean wraps ginger carrot spiced juice green papaya salad ghost pepper hearty picnic salad pinch of yum red amazon pepper butternut mix creamy cauliflower alfredo sauce mocha chocolate lemon tahini dressing almond milk salted hot chilies salty cherry red lentil curry cookies black bean chili dip habanero golden veggie burgers Indian spiced.

Parsley guacamole quinoa flatbread coconut peach strawberry mango zesty tofu pad thai tasty lemongrass matcha winter ultimate kale caesar salad mint lime taco salsa hazelnut shiitake golden cayenne pepper creamy cauliflower alfredo crumbled lentils citrusy falafel bites salad sandwiches. Lavender lemonade fresh elderberry lychee burritos overflowing banana bread lemon soy milk cauliflower cool cucumbers chocolate peanut butter dip cherries Bolivian rainbow pepper cinnamon Sicilian pistachio pesto mediterranean Italian pepperoncini bruschetta eating together green bowl seasonal maple orange tempeh earl grey latte pomegranate.

alex, to random
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Bud Light was always bad.

alex, to random
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There’s so much code to write bros… I work morning to night like Daddy Elon says, but I’m still chipping away at the precursors to the thing before I can do the thing.

alex, to random
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I got married, bros.

alex,
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Here are my vows:

@mk, there's no one I'd rather spend misery with than you, which means the happy days will be easy. When my reputation was at its worst, you loved me for me. So I will never give you up or let you down. And in the name of harambe, I will love you until the end of time.

alex, to HydroHomies
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This one goes out to all my

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzKvCAshwRI

alex, to random
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Happy Birthday, Hitler.

alex, to random
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Good evening, I’ve just deployed the first beta version of Mostr: a bridge between Nostr and the Fediverse.

More info here: https://soapbox.pub/blog/mostr-fediverse-nostr-bridge/

Source code: https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/mostr

The bridge is an ActivityPub server and Nostr client, written from the ground up in TypeScript with Deno. It generates RSA keypairs and pubkeys deterministically by combining the username with a SECRET_KEY. Sqlite is needed to store a reverse-lookup of Nostr to AP IDs, but otherwise it mostly works off the Web Cache API and the Nostr relay. I wrote nearly everything and gained lots of knowledge about cryptography.

Enjoy.

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@mcread Deno is 10x better than Node.js. If you’d use Node, Deno is better. That said both Node and Deno are not designed to utilize all your CPU cores, so you have to think about vertical scaling in ways other languages like Elixir don’t make you think.

alex,
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@colinsmatt11 @mcread Fun fact, import maps are part of the web standard too. So even if you use import maps all throughout your Deno code, you can still run it on the web: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Guide/Modules#importing_modules_using_import_maps

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