aris

aris, 5 days ago to random

the existence of germany implies the existence of gerfew

astrid, 13 days ago to random

aris, 14 days ago to random

@JauntyArt would you rather be stuck in the call center with a man on the phone or a bear in the room?

RE: https://crispsandwi.ch/@JauntyArt/112438079306800709

18+ timorl, 14 days ago to random

Imperial powers love to shroud their imperialism in the mantle of peace so much that they often have a specialized phrase for that. For modern examples we have “Pax Americana” and “Russkij Mir”. So, is there a Chinese equivalent?

aris, 1 month ago to random

wait what do you mean demiurge is not half the urge?

aris, 1 month ago to random

hatsune michael isn't real, he can't hurt you

astrid, 1 month ago to random

for those looking for mentally ill tgirls to try and "fix," i think the asian tgirl with massive issues from overbearing parents is an undervalued market

chjara, 1 month ago to random

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18+ Seirdy, 1 month ago to random

i feel like most of my articles are twice as long as they need to be

aris, 1 month ago to random

perhaps i'm less polyamourous than i thought. i realise i flirted with everyone only bcs i was desperate, now that i have a ...friend i don't want to share or be shared

aris, 1 month ago to random

queering the tits/pecs binary

(this post brought to you by me having just the right amount of enby boobs that can be easily read either way :neofox_uwu:)

aris, 1 month ago to random

if you think about it all international days are 48h long

aris, 2 months ago to random

some people create alt to post lewd stuff but that's not me. i offload normal posting to my alt and make my main lewd :neofox:

astrid, 2 months ago to random

i am in your walls, dead from electrical shock

aris, 3 months ago to random

someone should make a meme titled "the myth of consensual following relationship" where 2 fedi mutuals both say "i consent" then an overzealous admin looms over to say "isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

aris, 3 months ago to random

@fedilore hi, i am literally all of these things and fuck anyone who thinks i should dox myself. i don't care whether you're a white techbro or black techbro, fuck you all the same.

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/fedilore/statuses/111994801760929239

aris, 3 months ago to random

understanding is for losers, true men overstand!

18+ timorl, 3 months ago to random

Aagh, I just saw a post saying that the non-TBS side of the meta uses fashy discourse tactics with a link to one of the Alt-Right Playbook videos, which welp, but whatever. What made me make this post (very bad idea, but cannot contain my annoyance) is that among the complaints was that the non-TBS side talks to an audience, not their “opponents”. My sibling in ⊥, when they talked to TBS people directly it was called harassment, of course they stopped! :02angery:

aris, 3 months ago to random

i'd say "i'm hot. it should be illegal to be this hot" but then the 'illegal' part would turn out to be too literal :neofox_pensive:

aris, 3 months ago to random

thinking about becoming more unhinged

:neofox:💭

timorl, 3 months ago to brainfood

Do y’all have any recommendations for a #documentary about the Han period? Preferably not too graphic, as this is on request from a 7yo.

aris, 3 months ago to random

ew jeff atwood on the tl

aris, 3 months ago to random

i here by nominate “keep perfectly still, the bougeoisie’s vision is based on movement” from existential comic the best underhanded pun in web comics of 2023