ashten

ashten, 11 days ago to random

im cancelling happiness cuz everyone wants a second season

ashten, 12 days ago to random

LPT: you can self-plagiarize without being caught if running your work through an LLM

ashten, 12 days ago to random

omfg XD

ive become known as the destroyer of instances XD

RE: https://kazv.moe/objects/04bbd2f4-5a3f-48df-902e-a62141bd10c3

ashten, 12 days ago to random

deleting your accounts every time you spiral is a form of self harm
you are not soothing the pain
you are isolating yourself from others who want to enjoy your company

ashten, 13 days ago to random

ig woem.men is now unofficially a dating app

how many new relationships have popped up on woem.men in the last month?

ashten, 13 days ago to random

heckin' eepy

ashten, 13 days ago to random

cybertruck has solved range anxiety:
by towing a gas vehicle, if you run out of battery, you can simply hop in the other vehicle and leave your cybertruck behind!

ashten, 14 days ago to random

​:blobcatchewwire:​

ashten, 14 days ago to random

woem.men will be implementing an alogorithm to ensure that the most popular user on the instance will always show up on your timeline first!

ashten, 14 days ago to random

i have placed a forkbomb in the woem.men server, attached to a cron job. every minute, the cron job chooses a random number between 0 and 5 million.

if at any point it chooses 1 as the random number, the forkbomb runs, and the server crashes

puniko, 14 days ago to random

press X to meow

ashten, 15 days ago to random

1

ashten, 15 days ago to random

me: writes a meaningless quote i overheard in a video game

fedi: likes and boosts

ashten, 15 days ago to random

burn captchas with fire

ashten, 15 days ago to random

you have to create a presentation on fedi

what do you talk about on the presentation?

ashten, 15 days ago to random

the stimulus checks were a bad idea. everyone just spent the money right away

poor people spent it on overdue bills, repairs, food, and other necessities, stimulating the economy

middle class people treated themselves, stimulating the economy

rich people wouldve thrown it into savings, not stimulating the economy

if the stimulus checks hadnt been revoked, we likely wouldnt be having mass layoffs now, since money would still be churning in from the lower and middle class. instead, we're back to the upper class hoarding money, and none of the other classes being able to spend anything to keep the economy afloat

cash movement is how you get a healthy economy. when people hoard or dont have anything to spend, the economy collapses

ashten, 16 days ago to random

capitalism assumes an even playing field
except that capitalism ensures the playing field isnt even

life shouldnt be a competition -- not when it comes to life and death
competition should be reserved for games

ashten, 17 days ago to random

me: drinks energy drink
me: bouncing off the wall
me: still eepy tho ​:neocat_woozy:​

ashten, 17 days ago to random

mmkay, whats going on with tor trying to access woem.men?

ashten, 17 days ago to random

sharkey admins

UPDATE YOUR SHARKEY ASAP

ashten, 18 days ago to random

new merch! cuz im getting desperate to pay the bills!

100% naturally sourced!

this is a joke, if its not obvious

ashten, 19 days ago to random

RE: https://akko.wtf/objects/c78a7241-37be-4dbf-8bcb-5322619e3a0c

ashten, 19 days ago to random

hhhhhhhh i love my gf