ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.


ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Girlfriends: Leah, Amber
ℹ️ Headmates: Leebee, Katherine, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

ℹ️ Unhinged Account

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ashten, to random

capitalism assumes an even playing field
except that capitalism ensures the playing field isnt even

life shouldnt be a competition -- not when it comes to life and death
competition should be reserved for games

ashten, to random

me: drinks energy drink
me: bouncing off the wall
me: still eepy tho ​:neocat_woozy:​

ashten, to random

mmkay, whats going on with tor trying to access woem.men?

ashten,

@4censord no, turns out its a fedinuked instance trying to bypass fediblock

ashten, to random

sharkey admins

UPDATE YOUR SHARKEY ASAP

ashten, to random

new merch! cuz im getting desperate to pay the bills!

100% naturally sourced!

this is a joke, if its not obvious

ashten, to random
ashten, to random

hhhhhhhh i love my gf

ashten, to random

hey girl~

starts rifling through a book called "pickup lines for autistic people." uhhhh... can i inject you the same way you got injected with a vaccine? jfc, what is this garbage?

so, uh,,, neurotypicals, huh? ​:neocat_bottom:​

ashten, to random

today i learned, i can use cloudflare to block AI scrapers

so, woem.men users, rest peacefully. your content (hopefully) wont be scraped by AI!

ashten, to random

me trying to sell my sysadmin skills to potential employers

ashten, to random

helldivers 2 refund requested

ashten, to random

its amazing how the helldivers 2 reviews went from overwhelmingly position to mostly negative in just a few days

people had a LOT of faith in that studio, and tbh, i dont blame them. that studio was doing a lot of stuff right. and then suddenly, it alienated most of its community.

puniko, to random

@LianSirenia Happy Bday

​:nacho_cake:​

ashten,

@puniko @LianSirenia happy birthday lian!!!!

ashten, to random

we're upgrading our arsenal from fediblocks to fedinukes

ashten, to random

i am pleased to announce that the woem.men mod team will be receiving a new fleet of vehicles!

we believe that full militarization of our mod team is essential to keeping the transphobes and cops away from our safe space!

this is a joke

ashten, to random

i wonder how shocking it would be if i could just delete everyone's transphobic beliefs overnight

we'd be treated soooooo much better

ashten, to random

have you tried turning the economy off and back on again?

ashten, to random

uhm, excuse me miss
yah, you!
you are so gender
​:neocat_aww:​

ashten, to random

when you get isekai'd, make sure its the same truck your gf gets isekai'd by

otherwise, you might end up in a different world

ashten, to random

you can trust me®

ashten, to random

i got a few referals from fedi, but they fell through cuz they got switched to in-office jobs after i applied.

so, here's a new revision of my resume. please, if your employer is hiring, let me know, or forward my resume to them.

i super appreciate it!

ashten, to random

intel chip instability fiasco explained

well, first of all... they laid off 2/3rds of their validation team, myself included

ashten, to random

"18+"
look inside
trans woman that was incorrectly labeled as NSFW by a cishet person

RE: https://possum.city/notes/9ssnuwksc1yp000z

ashten, to random

hey, amd, why is your overclocking utility using 25GB of memory?

screenshot shows less memory cuz it went up in the time between taking the screenshot and posting this

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