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cafkafk

@cafkafk@catgirl.farm

Neurodivergent lezabian server maid on copious amounts of estradiol.
Lives in the wider Copenhagen area in Denmark.

I love Rust, Nix[1], and all my servers.
I'm the BDFL of eza, and also do a lot of other open source/FOSS stuff.

Expect lots of software joy and nostalgia.

[1]: The technology only. I would hardly describe my view of the NixOS foundation as love.

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I have spent the past two hours exterminating flies.

I destroyed the source. It was rotting, oozing onions in a cabinet, that I guess we had forgotten about. There were larvae all over the place.

After removing all the sealed foods and tossing all the unsealed ones and wiping that entire disgusting mess clean, I took out an electric flyswatter and a small electric blower and blasted the thing. Created a fly and maggot vortex. They were all being blown straight into the flyswatter and being disintegrated. It was beautiful. Disgusting, but beautiful. I made an impromptu slaughterhouse out of the cabinet they were nesting in.

I probably killed at least 100 bugs today. The ones that survived will hopefully die of starvation in the next couple of days.

cafkafk,
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@astrid you can take the nix user out of the wars, but you can’t take the warcrimes out of the nix user :blobweary:

cafkafk, to random
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submarine cables :ablobmelt:

cafkafk, to random
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watching a video about a google data center and it’s just these aerial shots of the most industrial looking thing ever with like this way too upbeat music like

cafkafk, to random
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meow uwu cry about it

cafkafk,
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I hate the idea that there is a natural progression from cool liberated trans girl to just like something that is indistinguishable from a cis woman and that passing is desirable and not just at best a tool to be applied when needed for compatibility with cishetronormative society

cafkafk,
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Like idk thigh highs aren’t cringe or w/e they’re cute you’re not cool for looking like what corpos want you to look like

cafkafk,
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I’m like especially fragile towards this because people have told me “one of the good ones” and it makes me want to tear of my skin there is no good ones there is just you dividing and conquering trans people depending on like how compatible they are with your dumb like ughhh

cafkafk,
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I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation I hate assimilation

cafkafk,
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People think it’s some sort of maturity or w/e that the longer you’ve been presenting fem the more you “dress your age” or “dress appropriately” or whatever other conformity bs like I think there is just a small space where a woman gets to exist in the world without having the world beat their personality out of them or something and have them comply with what society expects them to look like

cafkafk,
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like new transfems aren’t naive or cringe, they’re pure, untainted by comphet and cishetronormativity, and the older you get the more cringe you get, the more you’re corrupted by societies expectations like you’re not cool for not biting the hand that feeds

cafkafk, to random
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vim macros are stored in named registers that’s so useful

cafkafk, to random
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when people try to boop you and you bite their finger

cafkafk,
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@astrid that’s so cute :blobaww:

astrid, to random
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ls stands for lesbian

cafkafk,
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@Cyborus @jakehamilton :senkothink:

cafkafk, to random
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It’s a long time since I’ve been awake in this timezone on fedi, hi night people

cafkafk,
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@astrid helluu :3

cafkafk, to random
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the nix equivalent of “ohh wow my dayjob is just copy-pasting stackoverflow and chatgpt” is searching github for keywords that vaguely match what you need and copying from a bunch of people you’ve likely seen on fedi before

cafkafk, to random
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I accidentally left a wheel of estrofem in my backpocket and washed it, now all my clothes have soft skin

cafkafk, to random
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the actual idea of having like 9 days off work from today is daunting…

astrid, to random
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maintaining a solid no-tit-pics-on-main SLA

cafkafk,
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@astrid setting up alerts to monitor this and ensure you’re in compliance

cafkafk, to random
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memory leaks and dangling references when incompleteness and unsoundness enters the room

cafkafk, to random
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job that let’s you dive deep into learning regularly

cafkafk,
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job that gives you greenfield projects

cafkafk,
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job that’s rust and nix

cafkafk,
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@Cyborus rust nix ruzz rixx rizz

cafkafk,
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@Cyborus I’ve like at least twice just started talking to people because they also cared about rust and ended up on dates with them lol

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