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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

  1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
  2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
  3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
  4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

  1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
  2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
  3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

  1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
  2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
  3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

  1. It's a seeded single elimination.
  2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
  3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
  4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@lebronjames75 @vaartis @f_o_u_r_t_y @mer If mer's vote for themselves was eligible, then this would've put them in the bracket.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@mer @vaartis @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y Self nominations are valid, but nominations/votes from people who came in after January are invalid. :shrug:

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@vaartis @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y @mer Ah, thanks for telling me. Then, yes, mer you can vote for yourself.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@vaartis @f_o_u_r_t_y @lebronjames75 @mer Sorry for the confusion. Genuinely didn't recognize you, I'm not well connected in that chunk of fedi. Come around and say hi more often! :ayaya_hi:

triodug, to random
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Racemixing is cool you guys should try it!

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@triodug bait

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@triodug yep

j, to random
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@j :ayaya_woke: Not for long, another month and I am (once again) moving to another town where I will (once again) have a fresh start and will (once again) hopefully not have to deal with everyone in the town being homosexual.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@j EVERYONE here is homosexual, I swear I walked into the only place in the US which is like 95% fags.

r000t, to random
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Some loser reported my post about my contract job at the airport. To the cops.

And if you look close, he's been trying to get me v& since January 3, at least.

Kinda makes me want to work on as:Public some more since that's clearly what he's pissed off about.

Seriously, these guys literally sit there F5ing my profiles looking for anything to report.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@r000t :notlikemiya: is that your real name what the fuck
why are you posting that here bro

lain, to random
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one thing that's not often talked about when people want to know how to beat procrastination is to use some esoteric decision making device like tarot or the i ching

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@lain "Hey tarot, what should I do today?"
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@lain Fine let's go for the 10 of swords if you're doing that.
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KonataWagner, to random

When do I get the dog party member in Persona 3?

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@KonataWagner Late enough in the game that you don't ever really want to use him.

sjw, to random
ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@sjw sjw did you get to see the eclipse?

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>Be hyperfeminist english teacher who likes failing the boys because you hate men.
>county takes notice
>Implements a policy that allows students to bypass you, specifically
>bitch on /r/teachers
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Alex Look at it critically. Our high schools are made so that the lowest of the braindead retards can pass, and yet there's a backlog of students being held back? The school is in the process of losing accreditation because students refuse to come in?

That school is obviously a super-toxic environment, and the county is doing what they can to get the kids in it a high school diploma. They identified the English class as the worst, and what I wrote is one of the typical ways that English classes cause this type of problem.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Alex Well, do you have an alternative explanation?

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