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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

  1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
  2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
  3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
  4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

  1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
  2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
  3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

  1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
  2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
  3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

  1. It's a seeded single elimination.
  2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
  3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
  4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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mer,
@mer@shrine.moe avatar

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @vaartis @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y I may be a bit too faggy for poast/baest but I cannot go without seeing ratposter and zonk on my feed.
Do you know what happened to centaurbreeder? I have not seen him post since forever.

nosleep,
@nosleep@bae.st avatar

@mer @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @vaartis @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y you can be gay on baest. the annoying wignats just block you so they don't deal themselves 100000 psychic damage. so easy

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>Be hyperfeminist english teacher who likes failing the boys because you hate men.
>county takes notice
>Implements a policy that allows students to bypass you, specifically
>bitch on /r/teachers
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

@Alex Well, do you have an alternative explanation?

neopolitan,

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
I'll take a crack at this: students these days are SO retarded that even a system designed to promote illiterate literal nonhumans (pic related) is failing these guys

@Alex

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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:noa_shock: 33% of people on SS are trans wtf
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sjw,

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating huh I would have expected that number to be higher but I'm probably just overestimating how many trans people there are. And since you'll get in terrible for beating the shit out of them these days I'm sure their actions have probably driven normal people to want to commit suicide too so it's safe to say that for every trans person that's allowed to live they drive at least 2 normal people to suicide as well.

But then when you think about how despite being less than half a percent of the population they make up over a third of all people who want to kill themselves. Literally worse than niggers.
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@sjw >I'm probably just overestimating how many trans people there are.
IIRC it's 0.5% of the population in a normal society...but in the US, that's about 2% of the youth.

Lifetime suicide risk is about 3%. So if about half of all trannies rope in the US, that checks out.

It's just odd to think that such a large portion of the suicides can be chalked up to membership in a group which is being promoted in the US. It's such a large factor that it can't be ignored.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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wtf
how did i not know this guy had a misskey
fucking
followed
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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:keku:
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phnt,
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@SuperDicq @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @straw If I would say that to the generation after me, I would be immediately called a racist, xenophobe, bigot and ruSSian fascist. I'm not even exaggerating.

My generation doesn't really care about it that much, we still have our typical Czech humor and mindset. Younger generations are overpolitized to the point that 13 year old kids on Twitter will have "Right-wing, LGBT supporter, destroy Russia, free palestine" in their bio.

SuperDicq,

@phnt @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @straw I'm not sure how I feel about discriminatory humor. I definitely don't feel like it should be banned or something out of proportion like that, but I do feel like that does have the power to keep enforcing harmful stereotypes and things like that.

I also think discriminatory jokes can often be very funny like any joke that comes someone's expensive, discriminatory or not. But I think it's pretty easy to tell if someone means a joke in a funny/teasing way and not in a actual racist kind of way.

On the topic of bios on social media, that isn't exclusive to Twitter and that happens a lot here on the fediverse too.

I personally think heavy overpoliticized bios are a symptom of a very big problem in general, for adults as well, not just children.

It's fine to support a political movement, but if you make your politics your entire personality that's probably not good.

Not saying activism is a bad thing, it obviously isn't, but I do think activism is just like a job in the sense and you need to create some distance between it and your personal life. If politics is your entire personality that will create nasty things like burnout, nihilism and depression very quickly.

I recommend reading this book called The Lifelong Activist: https://lifelongactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/The-Lifelong-Activist-by-Hillary-Rettig-complete-manuscript.pdf

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to KindActions
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nigger

TURBORETARD9000,
ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

@TURBORETARD9000 @kroner I don't notice those things usually because I just mute domains which have us defed (as well as NEETzche's instance, which blocks me specifically for some reason).

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>sjw gets fucking covid
>apparently rekt by it harder than before
>he's still out here reposting the horny bots

:Salute: he truly is the king of horny

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>Wake up at 2
>All my coworkers are refusing to work because no pay
>Check slack and email
>No news about when we're getting paid

Excellently productive day, time for a nap :ayaya:

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>years ago
>boss hires a service to click the cars for our dataset
>service uses captcha data to click the cars
>boss never looks closely at the dataset, trains models on it, they suck ass

>today
>CMD looks at the dataset
>The fucking stop sign is labeled as a car

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING NIGGERS CLICKED THE STOP SIGN WHEN IT ASKED FOR A CAR

WHICH ONE OF YOU ABSOLUTE HOMOSEXUALS DID THIS

OUT YOURSELF NOW

:angryglitch:

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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these niggas really made hentai reversi
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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FBI: "Who shall we monitor?"
"The guy who admits to having sex with children on fedi? Nah."
"How about these Chinese engineers stealing industrial secrets? Meeeeeh."
"Hey, this guy said mean things to a jew once. Yep. Let's monitor that guy, and go through his mail."

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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If you want me to determine if an image is real or fake, respond to this post with the image attached.

I'm not perfect but I am better than most.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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How should a decent, white population treat bears? Specifically, relatively docile black bears.

There is of course the immediate and obvious answer "with respect," and I agree. However, when one makes the comparison between bears and niggers makes one sincerely ask the question: can bears and humans coexist in the same society, as near-equals?

Most bears are better behaved than niggers. Moreover, issues with sexual mixing are absent between bears and humans - we do not have to worry about black bears raping human women so often. One can imagine bears being put to useful work alongside people, and it does not seem like a stretch to imagine bears learning enough human language that they can properly interact with society - after all, Koko learned sign language, it should not be impossible for an intelligent bear to learn how to communicate with humans. Bears are also fuzzy and big and soft, while niggers are smelly and gross.

Bears are unironically more capable of interacting with human populations than niggers. I think it would be a better experiment to see if humans and bears can build a society together than our current experiment of seeing if humans and niggers can build a society together.

sjw,

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I bring you the answer you seek in video form
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lanodan,
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@sjw @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Americans becoming friends with bears like Russians.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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So true king. @romin
I'm going to pin this to my profile so that everyone knows this.
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zemichi,
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @romin
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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Yesterday:
Me: :ayaya: "Hey boss, I got the work done. I need you to help me deploy it though, since you've given me exactly zero details on where this is supposed to go."
Boss: :gurayaya: "Sure thing CMD. Let's do this first thing in the morning."

Today:
Boss: Radio fucking silence
Me: "Hey boss, did you want me to do the work today?"
Boss: "Sorry CMD but I'm too busy to let you do work today."

:ogey:

SuperSnekFriend,
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Isn't modern business management and structure so wonderful?

Office gazer and a cute monoeye for your trouble:

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