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chronomyst

@chronomyst@jorts.horse

I'm here but not here

Perhaps misguided, certainly human

Keep your distance, partner

Reckon you for a stranger?

I wreck it up

Now it's in the walls

(now it's inside you)

(check under the bed)

BLM
ACAB
EFF U
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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A person in a suit of Mentos is an unstoppable juggernaut.

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I don't know anything about history but the Hippies were eventually defeated and became known as the Beat Generation because of their failure.

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This is not my beautiful horse.

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Only a lunatic would buy this many glossy shots of Ringo Starr, only to sign them myself.

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Just waiting for that moment when the right toot resonates and a major publisher's acquisitions editor realizes the brilliance of such prose.

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Phrenology-based pickup lines do not seem to work.

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Things didn't turn out for the cat that got too curious.

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I want you to be happy.

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chronomyst,
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"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

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1001 Budget Ways To Remove Your Own Testicles

Or

Castration Without Cashtration

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I would enjoy losing my testicles.

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I guess for me, the 90s truly ended on December 31st, 1999.

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picnic

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This came out 8 years ago and I think it's high time we pause and reflect on how fucking weird CCP propaganda is, especially when they direct it at a western audience.

https://youtu.be/LhLrHCKMqyM?feature=shared

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they went strait gangsta with the 14th five year plan

https://youtu.be/tkKiiEMB5Ps?feature=shared

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mood

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robot chicken, vader explains that the force is just microscopic bacteria that live in your bloodstream called midichlorians to luke, luke tosses his cigarette and walks off saying look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, i'm out

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