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Gogs

@Gogs@mas.to

Very much just saying things, really.

All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to

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“A wop bop a loo bop a lop…. bam boom?” he said, with genuine concern.

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Dressed ‘preppy’? What, like, in a combat vest full of deer jerky?

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Rethinking the epistolary novel as a joint album of diss tracks.

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@Schnuckster

I'm really hoping for some tips from you here

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112373070500963719

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey @Schnuckster I am utterly football-blind and beyond the point of trying to pretend, so tend to puncture the tedium of my mates’ soccerliloquys with stuff like:

Them: [Team] are fucking awful

Me: I think they’re a smashing bunch of lads.

I also used to insist that I only ever wanted to discuss the fortunes of Burntisland Shipyard Amateurs, but they became Burntisland Shipyard FC, which doesn’t have the same ring. Things move fast in the modern game.

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✨You CAN have IT ALL!!*✨

  • 1 (one) empire of dirt
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Paratha the wrapper

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Not me taking undeserved pride in tree-identification skills my kid learned from Minecraft.

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Aging beautifully, like a germinating tuber

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No, no - everybody always thinks that, but it’s actually Night AND the Museum

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Why, yes… they ARE calling me ‘the Enigma machine of interpretive dance’

Gogs,
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@humanhorseshoes Like a fine kielbasa

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Born under a bad post

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I’m always four moves ahead, which is why I’m a shit line-dancer.

Gogs,
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They hate me and my teeny-tiny belt buckle.

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Alphabetti vignetti

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[Swoons] Ohhhhh, the protagony!!

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In my defence, your Honour, I thought it would be funny

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey I reckon there’s semantic space for both - it could be a bit of fun, but not necessarily funny.

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[Youth Pastor’s Facebook page clickbait headline] Congregants were all left saying the same thing after this Lord’s prayer!

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I'm sorry sir, I have bad news. The rhythm. It's gonna get you.

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey How long do I have, doc? Surely one more night?

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Invisible, like a biblically accurate Australopithecus

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With all due respect, Your Honour, that’s a bit judgey.

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“Time for the meeting is 9 AM
in CEST”

Me showing up naked with my mom: shit I think I misread that.

Gogs,
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@anderseknert @humanhorseshoes I’ll allow it! On a technicality!

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Sure, you can go from the business in the front to the party in the back, but to do so you must traverse the excruciating borderland of the business party.

Gogs,
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@kerouac666 * shudders *

Gogs,
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@uncle_vinny Then you’re almost there.

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Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-boosting, for my mental health.

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@TheBreadmonkey Timeline damager, patter to the people!

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