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d, 10 months ago to random

FFXIV: "If you leave me to go idle long enough, I'll switch to a cool camera mode where I'll jump around to show you the butts of nearby players and NPCs."
Me: "Oh cool, I... wait, you what?"
FFXIV: "Hark, a butt!"

d, 1 month ago to random

As someone who once wrote a System 7 INIT extension to make his Colour Classic think it had a bigger screen so it would run Marathon*, I have so much love for people who hack hardware to run software it was never designed for.

• It technically worked, but half of the game was drawn on top of itself.

d, 1 year ago to random

Oh nooooo, I've reached a point where I can look through old usesthis interviews and be incredibly surprised at who's there, with zero recollection of ever posting it.

d, 9 months ago to random

Why is JavaScript

d, 10 months ago to random

Mannnnn, the number of people I used to work with who are now breathlessly excited about Putting AI In All The Things is incredibly depressing.

d, 5 months ago to random

Boxing Day: Cheese, coffee, coding.

d, 7 months ago to random

The big kid has started called me bro.

Nope.

d, 10 months ago to random

🔝🔚

d, 7 months ago to random

Teenage me: "Whoa, that lady isn't wearing much! Whoaaaaaa!"
Current me: "Whoa, that lady isn't wearing much! Hope she doesn't get burnt! Is she wearing sunscreen? I hope she's getting her moles checked regularly!"

d, 10 months ago to random

Now I'm not saying ours is the laziest chihuahua in the entire known universe, but when I was making the bed she decided to just stay on top of the blankets and be rolled around rather than hop down, waited until I was finished and then immediately went back to sleep.

d, 4 months ago to random

I had a performance review, and it was way, way better than I expected and I don't know how to feel about that.

d, 3 months ago to random

I would like to speak with management.

d, 3 months ago to random

I fought a battle at work and ultimately lost, but I'm going to accept it like an adult human being by whining about it online and bitching about it to all my friends while sighing dramatically at random intervals, staring forlornly into the distance, and throwing my laptop into the ocean.

d, 10 months ago to random

Currently playing the Is That a Bird, Possum, Or Person On The Roof? game.

d, 5 months ago to random

I'd heard of maybe a handful of these (and one is the company that made our electric car): https://restofworld.org/2023/rest-vs-west/

d, 9 months ago to random

If you're not washing down your brain medications with hour-old lukewarm coffee, are you even living?

d, 10 days ago to random

"Using OpenAI's ChatGPT API, iTerm2 can now write commands for you, interpret the output of commands, and guide you towards a goal."

This is why we can't have nice things.

d, 9 months ago to random

Can't tell if the birds repeatedly flapping their wings in the tree nearby are uncoordinated, fucking, or fighting.

d, 8 months ago to random

Right, finished making my character - on to the game!

d, 25 days ago to random

You know you must be doing something right if you're upsetting the Nazis.

d, 7 months ago to random

I am both amazed and physically pained by the facts that the Super Mario World TV show is a) available to stream in its entirety and b) so terrible that Nintendo hadn't taken it out the back and shot it decades ago.

d, 6 months ago to random

There is no way in hell I would ever have worked out the Test of Truth and Lies.

d, 6 months ago to random

The line between staging and production is so very thin.

d, 8 months ago to random

Switched hosting back from Azure to a tiny DO droplet, where pushes build usesthis in GitHub Actions and straight up rsync it. Everything old is new again.

d, 1 month ago to random

Pretty sure this was my last gaming PC.