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dexiheart

@dexiheart@laserdisc.party

i'm a retired tv/film continuity professional shitposting my way to a critical analysis 📽

i have a dissociative disorder and i won't content warn when talking about my day-to-day neurology 👽

i navigate my trauma and marginalization with deadpan jokes but hate 99.99% of all stand up comics 🤡

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Faintdreams, to random
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"Stack Overflow lays off over 100 people as the AI coding boom continues / Stack Overflow has laid off 28 percent of its staff over a year after doubling its employee base in a massive hiring push." - TheVerge

This SUCKS.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/16/23919004/stack-overflow-layoff-ai-profitability

dexiheart,
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@Faintdreams executives really love wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars on hiring by firing the people they spent so much time recruiting

dexiheart, to random
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people who are fatphobic will never know the pleasure of slipping weed pipe in various fat rolls for ultimate storage while couch locked

dexiheart, to random
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izzy, partially drunk with a look of sheer terror and exhaustion on his face:

i'm gonna keep fighting. it's what you do when you love someone :sadwillystyle:

dexiheart,
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tfw the treatment you put up with when your credit score is below 500 and your fiancée's family is loaded

dexiheart,
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"i'm happy you guys are with me cause i'd be thinking the worst right now"

:mike:

dexiheart,
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i've never seen a worse actor than izzy whatever the fuck last name

dexiheart,
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lmfaooo his mother said deadass to his face on the wedding day that she never thought she would see him like this and praised him for "being a new man" and like 🚩 for DAYYYYYYYESSSSSS

dexiheart,
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the dawning horror on izzy's face as the yes/no moment draws closer is fucking hilarious

dexiheart,
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"you hit me like a train out of left field" Y'ALL ARE MIXING UP TWO SEPARATE IDIOMS :affleck:

dexiheart,
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izzy crying in the video confessional after being rejected on the altar and talking about being at the gym, noticing that "titanic" was on the gym screens and thinking "that's love" is one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in reality television @Bam

dexiheart,
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@Bam the next day, off camera:

stacy, stone faced: if you can get out of debt in three months and save $20, 000 we can talk then

dexiheart, to random
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i hate stacy on "love is blind" but it's hilarious that her own father told izzy that she's a gold digger and if izzy can't afford that then he (her dad) would be forced to pay for her stuff

dexiheart,
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god imagine your own father dragging you that hard on nationally broadcast television????? phenomenal

dexiheart,
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@Bam i hate so many people it's awesome. get fucked izzy, stacy, uche, lydia. i LOVE johnie because she looks like a disney princess, melvin is clueless but interesting. the blonde girl who is always around because they scrubbed her storyline clean from the episodes—love her too

dexiheart,
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@Bam i also HATE firefighter america lover he 100000% can get fucked and die mad

dexiheart,
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@Bam i think the first two seasons are so boring but ever since season 3 i have been getting the petty melodrama from terrible people that i despise

dexiheart,
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@Bam this seas was uniquely a full speed train crash i literally cannot wait to see the trainwreck at the end

dexiheart,
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@Bam he plays competitive pokémon. he basically is a lesbian but as a straight dude

dexiheart,
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@Bam i'm watching the izzy stacy episode now. my streaming website takes their sweet ass time with reality shows. i have to wait a week for like 3 episode at once

reginasbread, to sapphicarchive
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looking at you directly
@sapphicarchive

dexiheart,
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@reginasbread @sapphicarchive i'm obsessed with this woman

dexiheart,
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@reginasbread i'd listen to her read a menu

reginasbread, to random
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this is ridiculous.
it's normal for women to look their age

dexiheart,
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@reginasbread what's the most hilarious about this is all of them are wearing make up. like even pam is wearing some tinted moisturizer and highlighter. also all these women have millions of dollars to spend on skincare. i am so tired of the "anti make up" trend because it basically tells femme women to fuck off

dexiheart, to random
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i actually hate white teenagers just like in general

https://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/news/local/courts/2023/05/09/transgender-suicide-bullying-schools-nj-manville/70181456007/

dexiheart, to random
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1/10

i'll be sharing 10 screenshots across 10 days of films that have had a significant impact on me! feel free to ask me for some more info about each :lynch:

dexiheart,
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8/10

dexiheart,
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9/10

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