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emarktaylor

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social

Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.

Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.

Interests include American Football (#NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting more than once. "Do bears bear, do bees bee!"

Joined mastodon.online 01-Nov-22

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emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Nothing's going the Dutch way today.

I didn't think the handball was in the box.

In off the post.

ESP 1-0

emarktaylor, to MLB
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@baseball @baseball

Just turned on this match.

Wut are those uniforms?

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

Testing a hypothesis against absurdity...

But isn't the elbow of the defender playing the ankle of the attacker onside?

It's as if there is no technology but a graphic designer frantically drawing up the desired outcome on his laptop.

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc @uswnt ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Is she here? She was definitely at their last match.

Via CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable @cjzero

Tweeting from my phone in SF

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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ

"A very dominant display from Portugal."

For the first time in this tournament I think the team in the lead has scored less goals [2] than the Expected Goals [2.75] says they should have.

emarktaylor, to Tennis
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๐ŸŽพ @tennis

The start was delayed and we've had a rain break already after 2 games.

waiting for the lines to be dried in in her match with .

Players now heading off court.

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

So. if ENG is the better team - the odds say so and they are the tournament favourites - why aren't they demolishing their opponents like the NED, JPN and ESP teams do?

I know the answer. Just curious.

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช

Our commentator just said, "Two-nil is the most dangerous lead in Football."

Maybe in American Football after a Safety or Canadian Football after a couple of Rouges.

I thought he was quite good until then.

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc @uswnt

Is this guy really on the TV?

Via Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas
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2h

Donโ€™t kill the messenger. This is polarizing. Politics, causes, stances, & behavior have made this team unlikeable to a portion of America. This team has built its brand and has derived its power from being the best/winning. If that goes away they risk becoming irrelevant.

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช
VAR check.

"Is she interfering?"

She's standing in front of goal and the ball almost hit her for crying out loud.

But they give it anyway.

emarktaylor, to MLB
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โšพ @baseball @baseball

After Tennis, let's Baseball!

emarktaylor, to cfb
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๐Ÿˆ @cfb

Via Bud Elliott @budelliott3

About half of the SEC fanbases will almost certainly never see their team win the conference, and yet they root every year. It's the nature of fandom.

Fans will never stop believing in their teams. It is the nature of fandom. Look at my timeline from Friday where Ole Miss fans seriously believed their players belonged on the same field as Georgia.

Fan self-awareness is not a thing.

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๐Ÿˆ @cfb

I think I'll just look at score updates from now on ...

Washington State Cougars TOUCHDOWN
5 PLAYS, 73 YARDS, 1:41

COLO 7 WSU 42

1st & Goal at COLO 2
(0:57 - 2nd) Cameron Ward run for 2 yds for a TD (Dean Janikowski KICK)

emarktaylor, to Tennis
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๐ŸŽพ @tennis

3rd set should be an arm wrestle ...

emarktaylor, (edited ) to Tennis
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๐ŸŽพ @tennis

It's 12:20am in NY.

At times like this I am turning into a fan of the 10pm curfew at Wimbledon.

Kids can't watch this. People with early starts for their jobs can't watch this.

I know this isn't the case in SF - but it still doesn't make much sense to me.

emarktaylor, to nba
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#Satire #NYTimesPitchbot ๐Ÿ€@nba #NBA

Via New York Times Pitchbot @dougjballoon
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3h
NBA star Draymond Green was disciplined by the league for putting Wolves Center Rudy Gobert in a headlock during an on-court fracas earlier this week. So why does it feel like Joe Biden is the one serving a five-game suspension?

emarktaylor, to NFL
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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

Clue still taking the piss out of everyone on X ...

Via Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood
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9m
Almost never see Cowboys fans on this app, theyโ€™re probably all on Truth Social

emarktaylor, to soccer
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โšฝ @wwc ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Holy crap.

They could be right.

emarktaylor, to NFL
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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

"WHAT WAS HE THINKING! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!"

emarktaylor, to NFL
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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

Long time, no see, Scott.

"Let's go to the Octobox."

"7 hours of commercial free Football start now."

emarktaylor, to cfb
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๐Ÿˆ @cfb

Barstool Colorado
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2h
Shows that are gonna be in Boulder this weekend:

  • College Gameday
  • Fox Big Noon Kickoff
  • First Take
  • 60 Minutes

CRAZY

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๐Ÿˆ @cfb

Via no context college football @nocontextcfb
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emarktaylor, to NFL
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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

Watching NFL Network today means I get to see US commercials I've not seen before for brands that don't exist here ...

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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

Wu Tang is for the Children
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29s
We got two weeks coming up of these morons breaking whatever brains they got over Taylor Swift

Via Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids
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29s
We got two weeks coming up of these morons breaking whatever brains they got over Taylor Swift

emarktaylor, to NFL
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@nfl @graand

She's there ...

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