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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Cat (too busy playing with tassel on the hat to give a speech)


emmreef, to random
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#Raisi 🤝 Buddy Holly

Taking an unnecessary flight in a shitty vehicle in bad weather conditions

#iran

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Ok I've seen a couple asinine accounts on eldritch.cafe which makes me think I should block the whole thing

emmreef, to baseball
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Just when you thought the season couldn't get worse

@baseball

emmreef, to random
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The only thing funnier about streaming gay porn to his followers would be if it was one of the gay porn videos helped make.

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emmreef, to iran
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old-ass helicopter crashes in foggy mountainous terrain in [ ]

People online:

DaMeYiWu, to iran German
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How long until the blame the , or the Ukrainian secret service for the helicopter crash in ?

emmreef,
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@DaMeYiWu

Already happening

Alice, to random
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I bought an in-home device to remove unwanted body hair and I've been really happy with how well it's been working, but my biggest concern is whether or not I’m always going to want my remaining pubic hair to be in the shape of a pot leaf. Like, I know it's timeless NOW, but will I feel the same when I’m 90?

emmreef,
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@Alice

A safer bet would be a fern leaf, they've been around hundreds of millions of years compared to marijuana, which has only been around 10,000 years.

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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emmreef, to random
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Random thought...

Cerberus, the three-headed dog of mythology...do the heads take turns licking their balls/butt? Or is there a dedicated head for that?

emmreef, to random
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Lol

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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Totally random thought...

I haven't had pineapple upside down cake in a really long time. Is that a dessert that's been forgotten about?

emmreef,
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@judah you don't hear a lot about people making souffles anymore

emmreef,
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@claralistensprechen3rd

Definitely homemade

Preferably a recipe from a grandma

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you

emmreef,
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@MissingThePt

...got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend

emmreef, to random
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Shitposting is not voting

Shitposting is not voting

Shitposting is not voting

Etc ...

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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body is my summer jam of 2024

https://youtu.be/lFMMukrgUFA?si=pZQTAi-Gq_2apFN8

emmreef, to random
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Maybe should try implanting cyber trucks in people's brains

emmreef,
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@SNerd that's really elon's end goal

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 @nfl

Via Jody Baker 🌊 🇺🇸🇺🇦🔴🟡🏈🟣⚪️ @jodybaker80
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Whipped a little graphic the
@Chiefs can use in their player orientation slideshow 😒

emmreef,
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@emarktaylor @nfl

That map doesn't work according to Trump

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House of the Rising Sun is a traditional Japanese folk song


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