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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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It Happened One Night of the Living Dead


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Silent Notting Hill


dannotdaniel, to random
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well RFK Jr. has his gift-wrapped excuse.

"A literal worm was eating my brain"

Your turn, MAGA

emmreef,
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@dannotdaniel syphilis

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Friday the 13th going on 30


emmreef, to Meme
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emmreef, to VideoGames
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What I imagine that worm doing inside brain before it died. (p.s. I loved this game so much)

video/mp4

noondlyt, to random
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That worm committed cannibalism

emmreef,
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@noondlyt

Calling RFK Jr a brain worm is an insult to brain worms

emmreef, to random
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Oh...I get why the ran the story about the ... Polling must have shown was taking too many votes away from

Republicans put out a burn notice on him and the NYT did as their masters wished.

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@KniceStyleClip

You miss 100% of the clickbait you don't post

emmreef, to random
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The two biggest contributors to the downfall of the Kennedy political dynasty.

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emmreef,
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@GreenFire

Chappaquiddick handcuffed Ted Kennedy all his career.

emmreef, to random
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Serious question...

How do we know it wasn't Ted Cruz's dad who gave the

jon, to random
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With every passing year, I become more convinced that I could run for president.

emmreef,
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@jon

Don't cheat on your spouse with a pornstar, don't cheat on your taxes, and don't have brain worms.

After that you should be good.

emmreef, to random
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It's really sad the vaccine gave a

Oh wait...

Lana, to random
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Wait did Kristi Noem eat Cricket?

emmreef,
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@Lana telling my grandkids, this was Kristi Noem

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emmreef, to random
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[steps up to the mic 🎤]

That #rfkjr #brainworm that ate part of his brain, is the worst hole in the head any Kennedy has ever had.

emmreef,
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@SNerd also too soon if you consider how Ted Kennedy died

flexghost, to random
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After the parasite, that feeds off brain activity, starved to death leaving only a black spot, RFK jr was asked for a comment:

“Sometimes duck with cheese can purple. Tartar baby staples. Vaccines bad.”

emmreef,
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@flexghost I'm more concerned about the brain worms his supporters have

emmreef, to random
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had a brain worm. Now can doctors do something about the brain worms his supporters have?

StillIRise1963, to random
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R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain

Hmmmm.🤔

Gift Article
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qU0.ePrS.vkY8gTh-Vdvs&smid=url-share

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@StillIRise1963

I had to do a double take to make sure this wasn't the Onion

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Headline of the Day from the NY Times:
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

emmreef,
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@w7voa

Republicans have put out a burn notice

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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We can SquarePants if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't SquarePants and if they don't SquarePants

Well, they're no friends of mine


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Papa was a rolling Flintstone


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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If I only had a Pinky and the Brain


emmreef, to random
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Totally not surprised that Trump's toiletries were Pert 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, Old Spice, & gold nail clippers.

That's totally a douchebag personal hygiene kit. Only way it could have been douchy-er would be to have a bottle of the Gold Listerine and a single-blade disposable razor.

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