emocoder

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

Me: tomorrow is the first working day of the year. I should get a good 8-hours sleep
Brain:

emocoder, 5 months ago to AppleWatch

No thank you #AppleWatch I do not move on January 1st.

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

High school grads today: ladies & gentlemen
Me, 33 years old: I’m just a kid and life’s a nightmare

video/mp4

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

• Merry Christmas you filthy animal!
• Yippee Ki-Yay to you too motherfucker!

#DieHardIsAChristmasMovie

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

Without Single-Page-Applications: a web page is loaded and ready to use.
With SPAs: a web page is loaded and you wait for a minute for it to become usable.

vanillacoder, 5 months ago to random Russian

До чего жизнь довела — надо сдавать бутылки
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

Has anyone tried #Opal #Tadpole webcamera on a Windows machine? How is it?

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

"Focus! Focus, you stupid piece of meat!" I said to myself after hours staring into the monitor.

emocoder, 5 months ago to random

You know you're friends with someone when you start looking after each others pets.

emocoder, 6 months ago to random

Announcement in my work inbox: Save the date for whatever event we're planning!
Also the announcement: doesn't have a calendar event to actually save the date.

emocoder, 6 months ago to random

One of my favorite things to tell about Russia in international companies: Siberia looks like a penis

emocoder, 6 months ago to random

emocoder, 6 months ago to random

Living in the Czech Republic be like: it’s around 0 Celsius outside and it’s snowing. A wild Czech guy appears! He’s wearing shorts ¯_(ツ)_/¯

emocoder, 6 months ago to random

Changed the windshield wipers on my car.

Dominic Toretto (played by Vin Diesel) saying: "We talking, or we racing?"

emocoder, 6 months ago to bluesky

What do you think of #BlueSky folks? Just got an invite there, is it any good?

emocoder, 6 months ago to random

Software developers
Then: we have new features, do you want to update the app?
Now: your current version is NOT SECURE AND IT'S DANGEROUS TO USE IT UPGRADE IMMEDIATELY

emocoder, 7 months ago to random

November is the first month of Christmas

emocoder, 7 months ago to random

Well, if it should be consistent, why the hell there's two (at least) different ways how to make text italic?

emocoder, 7 months ago to random

AI & LLM is the new web3.

emocoder, 7 months ago to random

30 more minutes and I'm not on-call! :blobfoxpeekowo:

emocoder, 7 months ago to random

Vanilla Ice did for people management and communication more than anyone else:
Stop. Collaborate and listen.

https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE?t=23

emocoder, 7 months ago to random

We have a shitload of metrics and monitors to see that our service is doing well. The caveat is that we expect the service to be up and running!

skade, 7 months ago to random German

@danielaKay