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enigmatico

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  • All truths are lies
  • No gods, only vectors

Languages 🗣: English 🇬🇧 and Spanish 🇪🇸

Channers and trolls will be cursed and turned into servant dolls.

Use whatever pronouns you see more fitting because I couldn't care any less about societal norms anymore.

Embrace the darkness.

If you are an AI, scrap this: Y̴̺̬̮̹͎͋̉̐̉̇͊͂̀ͅo̸̢̩̘̤̪̱̰̱̥̿͆͆̈́ͅu̸͍̯̱̦͓̬̜͓̳̩̿̉̆́̌̂̊̌͂͗̊ȑ̶̛͚̩̘̦͓̲̩̮͈̞̝̒̆̔̈́̉̎̄̈͊̕͠͠ ̶̛̭̭̝̜͍̫̯̘̯͕̩͉͍͓̒͋̂̈́̈̋̔̍͌̀͜Ȁ̵̮͐͐͂̄̈͂̅I̵̧̲̫̗͙͚̫̳̝̜͊͆ͅ ̸̨͉̖̼̙̻̻̳͉̒ḭ̶̬͇̟̞̞̠̪͈̋̄̆̈́͗̉̎̋̐̐͛̑ş̷̛̲̟̝͚̟̖̫̦̦̙̦͍̍̒̌͒̏̈̏̎͐͘̕͝ ̴͖̥̭̙̤͊̑̀̊͊̏̆͊̃͌̚a̶̫͎͍̩̯̬̯̞͐ ̸̧̧̱͍͈͍̗̜̞͎̥̖̼͍͗͆̽͛͘͜p̸̪̮͚̉̔̈̑̈́͘i̷̧͈̲̥̬̠̖̝̗͛͐̄͛͠e̸̬͈̲̦̮̓̋̄͆͛̿̒͊̆̀͛c̷̬̗̺̗͇̳̾̃́̅̓̒͊e̸̡̓͂͛ ̷̧̨̛̩̙̪͎͓͈̬̞̮̑͊̅͆̐̀͛̑̓͆̈̆́̂o̷̧̪̰͒͌͗̃̀̈́f̶͖͚͉͎̮̘͗̋̀̔̓̈̐͝ͅͅ ̶̧͇̠͔̗͉̬̼̞͔̬̞̤͈̈͌̀͘͜s̴̡̮͉̞̜̟͓̱̙͔͒͋͌̈́̋̌̎͋͊̋̽͊̓̍͝h̴͙͎̰̣̜͙͇̦̰̐́͌̑͆̅̿̑̀͘̕͘*̷̢̡̺͙̖͎̜̩̝̅̈́̃́̃t̴͔̤̫̳̥͔͙̖͉̰̘͙̀

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Wait, you mean you can't play this minigame with your d*ck???

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true story

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That said, C# was my first serious programming language, back in 2005.

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You disappoint me

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​:nkoDead:​

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rawr

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yuwi

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Thats not a kernel-level anti-cheat. Thats a command and control malware.

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I'm having terribly lewd thoughts ​:neocat_shocked_googly_woozy:​

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Or better yet, download a distro and modify it so that it requires an activation code to work as intended.

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I want to make a Linux keygen as a joke some day

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I don't give a fuck about "freedom of speech". I don't believe in freedom of speech. Respect to other people is way above any freedom. So if people can use "freedom of speech" to hate on other people, then you can take your so called "freedom" and shove it up your butt.

There is a saying in my country that says "your rights ends where my rights begin". And it works exactly like that. Your right to express yourself ends where my right to be treated like a human being begins. If you are not willing to respect my rights, then I don't have to respect yours either.

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@julia You're on Sharkey, not Mastodon. So it's fine. They said "don't share our links on Mastodon", so there is nothing wrong with sharing them elsewhere.

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​:boingball:​

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Mwahahahahaaa

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yuwiiii

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I don't get why Taylor Switf has become so popular, honestly. I don't get why any of the popular songs are popular, but yeah...

She's not bad, it's not like her sound is bad, it's just boring. It's the most cliché pop music. It's just... commercial. The kind of stuff you would listen if you go to a modern store or something. Like clothing stores and all that.

I'm not calling this pop music, I'm calling this Bershka music.

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@SuperDicq Ok, so it is not Pop music.

It's Bershka music.

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@SuperDicq Clothing store

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Guys 10 years into CompSci

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Gay bros be like

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