I've just heard that the US Republicans want to end green energy funding and increase the promotion of fossil fuels. You live on the same planet as us 'woke snowflakes', you dumb fucks.
I had an Ebuyer order estimated to be delivered on the 9th. It's the 21st. The tracking information doesn't return anything. The order is still in my basket on the Ebuyer website, although I was charged for it when I placed the order. I think some fucko has belmed my order out of existence.
Apparently my order is available to pick up from the post office after 2 failed delivery attempts. No cunt told me! Nothing in the tracking info, no card through the letterbox. DPD can suck my fuck!
Random thought: if we lived in a society with multiple peopleoid species besides humans, interspecies fucking would probably be seen as good safe sex practice, because nobody could get pregnant from it.
Disadvantage: human has sex with human man for first time after practicing on cat men, is disappointed to find that human penis is not spiky.
I have next week off work. My manager only just noticed today and got in a flap, even though she signed off on it ages ago, I'd put my stickers on the giant wall calendar, I'd sent an Outlook invite to everyone in the team, and I'd emailed a list of my tasks for my team to do.
I think I'd be a partly good manager because I'm organised as fuck, but mostly I'd be a bad manager because I like being told what to do instead of telling others what to do. If I was a manager and someone asked 'What should I do about X?', I'd say 'I dunno, you can do whatever the fuck you want forever'.
@Timberwolf Interesting! I'm very organised but I find it hard to explain how/why. When people ask me about it, I'm at a loss because for me the answer is 'I just do it.'
Quiplash needs to replace the thriplash round with something else, because it's a bag of wank and an unfun way to round off what was otherwise a fun game session.
"Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the deposition from the public, admits he did no research into his false claim, among other revelations."
Holy shit. There are gold nuggets in here. Elongated Muskrat doesn't realise the lawyer isn't the one suing him.
Bankston: Mr Musk, do you think you did anything wrong to Ben Brody? [...]
Musk: I don't know Ben Brody.
Bankston: You're aware Ben Brody is somebody who's sued you, right?
Musk: I - I think you're the one suing.
Bankston: Actually, Mr Musk, I'm an attorney. Did you know that? I'm an attorney representing Mr Brody.
Jesus shat, Tumblr's PR team must be crying and rubbing shit in their hair.
(CEO is throwing his toys out of the pram and is one step away from crytyping. Very funny to watch, but from a corporate perspective he needs to be stopped.)