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garak

@garak@woof.group

middle-aged gay guy alt account, finally getting around to exploring my kinks and identity. happily married. trying to live as my more authentic self in this personsa. mixed race. neurodiverse/autism spectrum. I consent to all respectful engagement. racists and terfs get fucked.

this account frequently posts well-marked adult content.

if you think you know me from somewhere else, no you don’t. please be respectful of what this space means for me. 😎

pfp by https://mastodon.social/@yesjohn 💚

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garak, to random
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Ahhhhh, Saturday morning… 😏🤝

tmfox, to random

Not looking my best, but have a random merry selfie anyway!

garak,
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@tmfox looking great to me 😊

tmfox, to random

Hello from the ground

garak,
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@tmfox 👀

billzismyname, to random

Shoot me

garak,
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@billzismyname are the windows in that thing tinted? 😏

garak,
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@billzismyname ah too bad cancels DM 😂

garak,
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@billzismyname hahahaha just kidding, just don't look at it while driving 😂 😘

michaelthec, to random
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I really want some good pasta this morning 😵

garak,
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@michaelthec is that a euphemism? 😏

garak,
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@michaelthec got some penne here for ya 😂😏

garak,
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@tmfox @michaelthec @LewieKong 😰 umm nevermind fresh out of pasta over here 😂

steeble, to random
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Running mastodon on a single cpu core is all good until you try to upload a video. Jesus wept

garak,
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@steeble damn that’s a huge load 🥵

garak,
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@tmfox @steeble 😂😂

awesomeknight, to random

What are you all up to for this Friday night?

garak,
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@tmfox @awesomeknight SAME

garak, to random
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Due to interest, let’s make a thing 😎

I’ll start off mild, but I imagine this will necessitate CWs 😎😏

Curtis, to random

The restrooms at the conference centre I am at feel out of place… 🫣

garak,
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@Curtis I hope you have good aim 😳

billzismyname, to random

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

https://mastodon.boston/@MassDOT/110497826133883538

garak,
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@billzismyname so my load isn’t able to slide around OR get airborne?? 😤harumph

thickurt, to random
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This was my lawn mowing outfit today.

Not pictured: Crocs

garak,
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@thickurt 😍😍

tmfox, to random

Have some legs

garak,
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@tmfox I’ll play 😈

germ, to random

ACAB includes the Mastodon police 🚨

garak,
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@yesjohn @germ lol wtf for real? 🥴

garak,
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@yesjohn @germ that's so fucked. I can't imagine the rationale behind "only use your creative outlet for things I want" 🥴 fuck that tbh.

You should definitely resume that if you liked doing it, I loved them 💚

garak,
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@yesjohn @adamcr @taylor @germ that's what I read too 🧐

germ, to random

Oh my god 😭 it's the size of my hand and I know this because I almost put my hand right on it applying cedar oil around the house. I am deceased.
They will put my body in the ground this Saturday RIP

garak,
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@Leftlane @germ I watched one this size crawl up through my basement shower drain and couldn’t believe it could be that large and still contort itself to fit that way. Nightmare fuel. I don’t get weirded out by many living creatures, even ones that look way scarier, but I hate spiders so much for some reason 🫨

garak,
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@germ @Leftlane or the ones that can run as fast as a cheetah, no thank you!! Australia looks beautiful, but I feel like if I went there, the local wildlife is placing bets on which will kill me first 😂

Generally I leave spiders alone because as you said their eat the annoying bugs, I put that one in a cup and let it out the back though, I couldn’t let that thing stay in my bathroom

garak,
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@germ @Leftlane oh gosh that movie did so much damage to my psyche 😂😂😂

tmfox, to random

All stitched up and consuming laughing gas.

Ticked something off of my bucket list 😂😂

garak,
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@tmfox oh no, I hope you are ok!

garak, to random
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Tulin is a Kernighan stan 😎

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