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garak

@garak@woof.group

middle-aged gay guy alt account, finally getting around to exploring my kinks and identity. happily married. trying to live as my more authentic self in this personsa. mixed race. neurodiverse/autism spectrum. I consent to all respectful engagement. racists and terfs get fucked.

this account frequently posts well-marked adult content.

if you think you know me from somewhere else, no you don’t. please be respectful of what this space means for me. 😎

pfp by https://mastodon.social/@yesjohn 💚

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taber, to random
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One of my very favorite things is having a nice meal on my own, and WaPo food critic Tom Sietsema gave a perfect reply that’s nearly just what I say to people who want to do this but feel nervous and learned myself from serving happy solo diners: be in good spirits and your energy will be matched. And know if you haven’t waited tables that a pleasant solo diner is a treat to serve - you only have to make one person happy, and they aren’t trying to impress anyone, it’s perfect :)

garak,
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@taber I legit love dining alone when I travel, especially a nice meal.

garak, to Bloomscrolling
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Spring 🤩

garak, to random
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I finally got some time to clean up and restring this "white whale" bass I picked up last weekend.

The backstory is storied, but tl;dr I've been looking for one of these since 2016 and through a lot of bullshit, I finally found someone selling one online in mint (pun intended) condition. Nerdy details in Alt Text.

From a very limited, custom run: I present my "new" Stingray 🤘 🎸

I'm sure it will make its debut in a new video sometime... 😎

mikey, to random
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Good morning... 🥱

garak,
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@mikey lol this mug rules

garak, to random
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what is your go-to garbage meal (dinner) to eat?

soliciting ideas. I'm feeling lazy and in the mood to order something and I'm not vibing scrolling through endless choices 😂

garak, to random
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Usually it’s my west coast American friends talking about earthquakes… 🤔

mikey, to random
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I'm currently at Olive Garden. Waitress came back to the table and said.. I just put breadsticks down, you guys ate those fast.

Me, too embarrassed to finish chewing, knowing I'm the only one at the table that touched the breadsticks:

A cute puppy with big cheeks, looks like they're stuffed with food.

garak,
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@mikey you should have said “bring more” while still chewing 😂

mikey, to random
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https://song.link/us/i/1541088828

garak,
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@yesjohn @mikey https://woof.group/@garak/112152259626009875 😘

mikey, to random
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Elden Ring DLC and FFXIV also comes out this year.. send help. I can't breathe.

video/mp4

garak,
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@mikey I am resisting the urge to play Elden Ring again, but this DLC might just force my hand...

I need to get my dodging/rolling skills back up to par 😂

garak, to random
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bet you you'll see stars 🤠

"Cuff It" by Beyoncé, by request!

This was a really fun groove and feels effortless to improv on top of.

Garak wearing a Shy Guy mask and grooving along to "Cuff It" by Beyoncé on his bass guitar. He is wearing a blue shirt and a red pair of shorts. Eventually, a white cowboy hat. The guitar is strung with flatwound strings.

mikey, to random
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When you see a typo in a post you made hours ago and don't want to edit it because if you do, it'll notify everyone and put your shame on display..

garak,
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@mikey lmfao for real though, I would almost rather delete it and try again 😂

mikey, to random
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The cake from last week is still in the office and people are still eating it... disgusting. 🤢

garak,
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@mikey

mikey, to random
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The 5 shots of espresso I had 2 hours ago just hit.

Someone in a frog costume dancing erratically with a group of street performers.

garak,
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@mikey IT’S LIT

18+ garak, to random
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Everybody love the twins 😏🥥🥥

Garak playing a bass guitar along to “Coconuts” by Kim Petras. He’s wearing short pink shorts and a coconut bra over his bare chest. He’s wearing a Shy Guy mask and large neon green stunna shades. He has his maroon beanie on as well. His bass is strung with flatwound strings.

garak,
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this was the last request, so if you have any pop girlie bops that have good bass lines you want to hear, let me know please!

I'm grateful for this space that allows me to be queer and express it in the way I want to 😎

mikey, to FinalFantasy
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It was so nice knowing you all... I've enjoyed my time on the Fediverse, but tonight #finalfantasy 7 Rebirth comes out and I don't know if you'll ever see me again. ily 🫶

#gaming #FF7Rebirth

garak,
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@mikey likewise 🫡

garak, to random
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Achievement unlocked: my thighs are too bangin’ for these trunks I just got 🫦/ 😳

I think I’m more proud than disappointed 😎

garak,
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@mikey I got you fam 😎

mikey, to random
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I don't know if it's the sunny day or the 6 cupcakes I just ate.... but I'm feeling good.

garak,
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@mikey we love to see it! It's so nice out today, I've walked like 3 miles just to soak up more of it 😂

garak, to random
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hope everyone is having a reasonable (or better) Monday! 💚 😘

tell me something nice that's happened to you today 😎

garak, to bass
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boy trouble, we've got double 😏

Garak playing along to "Boy Problems" by Carly Rae Jepsen on his bass guitar. He's wearing a Shy Guy mask and a pair of red novelty heart-shaped stunna shades. His shirt says "Pride Month" and that text slowly repeats and morphs into the word "demon" at the bottom.

garak, to vinyl
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Some new arrivals! 😎 All great albums that I finally got around to grabbing on vinyl

garak, to random
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love2be the age where I turn my head slightly wrong and my neck is sore for days 🥴

mikey, to random
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Oh Girl Scouts kinda snapped with this new cookie!

garak,
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@yesjohn @mikey @repeattofade they’ve all got the flour lung 😔

mikey, to random
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Everything that could go wrong this morning did.. in a matter of seconds. However, a challenge is always accepted.

garak,
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@mikey classic Monday energy.

You got this! 💪

mikey, to mastodon
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Another security patch!? I JUST woke up! Can I at least have my coffee??!

A man gets pranked by his kids with a screen saver of a broken tv. So he is very upset that his tv looks broken and starts yelling.

garak,
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@mikey me every day waking up for work 😅😂

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