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garak

@garak@woof.group

middle-aged gay guy alt account, finally getting around to exploring my kinks and identity. happily married. trying to live as my more authentic self in this personsa. mixed race. neurodiverse/autism spectrum. I consent to all respectful engagement. racists and terfs get fucked.

this account frequently posts well-marked adult content.

if you think you know me from somewhere else, no you don’t. please be respectful of what this space means for me. 😎

pfp by https://mastodon.social/@yesjohn 💚

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mikey, to mastodon
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Another security patch!? I JUST woke up! Can I at least have my coffee??!

A man gets pranked by his kids with a screen saver of a broken tv. So he is very upset that his tv looks broken and starts yelling.

garak,
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@mikey 😂😂

garak, to random
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Dinner prep tunes, “Dirty Computer” on 45 🫦

https://songwhip.com/janelle-monae/dirtycomputer

mikey, to random
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Why didn't anyone tell me Kylie Minogue was so good?!

garak,
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@mikey [Mike drafting this toot] 😂

garak, to random
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woooooo 6 days of holiday begins 🥰

let's get that self care ✨💅

mikey, to random
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I haven't posted much today.. but trust, I'm stalking y'all timelines.

garak,
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@mikey 👀

mikey, to random
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Now that I go into the office post-Covid lockdown

Coworker standing 4 feet away from me: "Hey Mike.."

Me:

Comedian sitting at a restaurant table and pushing the camera back.

garak,
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@mikey 😂

absolutely me

mikey, to random
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🔩🌎🔫 https://song.link/i/1350021464

garak,
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@mikey this album is so fucking good 💚✨

garak, to vinyl
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Such an amazing record. Get on this if you haven’t heard it! 🎷🎺

https://songwhip.com/snarky-puppy/empire-central

mikey, to gaming
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Square Enix uploaded the Final Fantasy 7 demo to the PlayStation Network servers over night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEaDAV7HKrU

garak,
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@mikey wooooooo

mikey, to random
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The FF7 Rebirth demo wasn't released today... but they did announce another state of play specifically for the game.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

Sad Lonely GIF by Pokémon

garak,
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@mikey same. the announcement for next week at least made me happy.

wish they would have given more than 2 min to Silent Hill and a lot less time the Kojima Hour though 😂 😒

garak,
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@mikey that's cool! yeah I really just could not get into Death Stranding at all despite really trying to.

I loved Metal Gear though 😎

mikey, to random
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2 weeks ago manager and I were randomly talking about monitors we use at home.. the kinds we like the most. And that was the end of the convo. Today I walked in the office and that monitor that I said I liked so much was on my desk.

I could cry.. it's the little things to show appreciation. 🥺

garak,
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@mikey you like a bit of curve to them? 😳

mikey, to random
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https://song.link/us/i/302986597

garak,
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@mikey love some Toni 🥰

garak, to random
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Current brain status

garak, to random
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The shadow world enemies in Alan Wake 2 never cease to scare the shit out of me 🥴

90% of the time they leave you alone, but the jump scare that happens in the 10% that they don’t…😮‍💨

mikey, to random
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Wait it's Monday? The weekend is over? That can't be right?

Winona Ryder looking confused as David Harbour gives acceptance speech at the SAG awards.

garak,
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@mikey 💀 ugh just one more day please

garak, to random
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Spouse: [tasting a new olive oil on some fresh bread] “this is fruity but also bitter, in a pleasing way”

Me: “same”

mikey, to gaming
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Just randomly watched Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children, and now I'm extremely hyped for FF7 Rebirth. FF7 is truly my favorite game of all time.

garak,
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@mikey I hope I can get through Alan Wake 2 in time before Rebirth... it looks great 🥵

mikey, to random
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TikTok is the only thing on this planet that makes me feel old.

garak,
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@mikey for real though

mikey, to DragRace
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Episode 1 of season 16 DragRace was so good. Even the weaker performing Queens are still likable and entertaining. Group 1 is definitely my all time favorite episode 1 group.

garak,
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@mikey it was good, I’m curios how them copping the Circle voting system will play out here. I generally don’t like when they mess with the voting structure though.

18+ digbick, (edited ) to random
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Hood on and hood off

garak,
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@digbick on 😎

garak, to random
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I’ve just not really been myself for a few weeks now, and this time of year is incredibly charged and difficult for me on top of everything else I’m carrying. I feel torn between avoiding this app or just posting through it. I oscillate between this place being a welcome distraction or causing me a lot more harm, as well as the feeling that I don’t want to bring any toxicity to this space. I usually change languages for these posts as a way to vent more quietly. I’m really struggling. 🫠

garak, to random
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You must look at the most Brtsh thing I’ve ever seen. 💀

garak, to random
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🌲

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My alt account is so filthy and dirty... but I needed a place to showcase my gardening skills. 🪴

garak,
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@mikey 👀

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