glitterfizz

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

🍬, explaining how 2000s Eurodance music profoundly molded my generally lascivious nature: see, it can't just be intellectual... the way I feel, when you're next to me, is sexual...
li, da, di~

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

kinky Fedi is great motivation for getting me back into learning German

I need to get at least a lil conversational, then a native/practiced speaker can help me with my studies...
while also, ideally, being a grand distraction from them

who knows?
depending on your teaching style, you might even hear me make some Spanish vocalizations...

Language Acquisition Switching

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

thinking I'm far enough in my studies to acquire a Francophone Dom (not necessarily my Dom in a kink context—not that that's off the table—but they refuse to engage with me unless I address them en français and sweetly tease me over my mistakes while guiding me thru the nuances of the language and teaching me local and modern colloquialisms)

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

HOLY FUCK WAËL SERSOUB wait no don't pull those back up plEASE

sometimes I forget how much I can like an ass until I see an ass that I like

ETA: he took them off
Good Boy lmaooo

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

... or, more politely, MWWIWLF

[Mothers With Whom I Would Like to Fornicate]

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

sigh... I'm such an old school video game protag... the literal hurdles I will jump over to be more than satisfied with a peck on the cheek...

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

free use tool (jar opener, furniture mover, grocery transporter)

glitterfizz, 5 months ago to random

🍬: if you're gunna take me to the candy shop you're gunna need way more than half a dollar Curtis because I'm a sweet treat connaisseuse n I won't stop till we hit all the spots, both lollipop centers and local candy shops from which to acquire lollipops

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

my toxic trait is not helping you with your Spanish pronunciation because I actually find a "broken" accent from someone who's rly trying insanely fuckin attractive

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

🍬: boykisser (threateningly)

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

soft domming myself via route of writing shitposts in which I soft domme some ethereal "you" (... me...?)

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

was literally asked this today, by a woman, and verbatim: "can guys feel?"

🧸: just to be clear... are you asking me if men are capable of emotional sincerity??
👤: I think... I might actually be???

there's so much to unpack here that we all may as well move in and live out the boxes

wait, no
because these are the generationally compounded, logical conclusions of our having lived like this for so long

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

the way folks on the Fediverse have been able to come together and find solutions to problems on the platform, I propose: a collection of the themed selfie tags for each day of the week

I don't wanna be out here committing social faux pas and posting the wrong kind of lewdie on the wrong day n shit like that

glitterfizz, 10 months ago to random

me, finding the horseback riding crop I used as a teenager amongst my kink shit: lmao

glitterfizz, 5 months ago to random

content warning: exacerbating your embarrassment kink by practicing saying dirty shit en français

glitterfizz, 11 months ago to random

listen, Drake... every partner is practice for the next partner

those other men may have been practice for you...
... and you then went on to be practice for other men...

it's the cyclical nature of coitus, pal

glitterfizz, 9 months ago to random

☀️, my extremely inexperienced aroace friend, any time I mention most anyone: Y'ALL SHOULD FUCK
🧸, an accidentally flirtatious pansexual, for whom being involved in a spontaneous 10+-person orgy isn't the most insane thing to happen: y'know, there're so many ways to enjoy someone... swapping favorite albums... being so moved as to write a poem... a raspberry laugh after you tell a joke, your name sighed like a summer night so hot you shiver...
☀️: just like when Y'ALL FUCK
🧸:

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

I'm cool and good and behaving and following post-surgery instructions, but just know inside me these days there's a ferality skulking, a mindless hunger to be fucked so hard I need medical attention

three more weeks to go...
... and four, until my next one,,,

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

making sure the underwear you pick to wear to the gynecologist isn't too sexy, you don't want em thinkin you dressed up for em or nothin like that lol {altho mine is a lil dumpling tbh, but that's neither here nor there}

glitterfizz, 4 months ago to random

type of plushie who's also a Foley artist, recording themselves for free use (as sound effects in non-commercial projects, with an email attached for further inquiries)

glitterfizz, 3 months ago to random

finding hella gender affirmation in cupping my cock with my hand (not to censor it, but rather to shield it from my pets)

glitterfizz, 3 months ago to random

a thread in which we respond to our adoring public...

https://pleasepraise.me/glitterfizz

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

randomly considering my fruitsona... altho not necessarily in a voreish way
more like fruitgender

which best represents my character: a tart, crisp apple? a tangy, messy mango? each juicy drupelet of a blackberry...?

glitterfizz, 7 months ago to random

when will my husband return from store,,,

glitterfizz, 3 months ago to random

looking for the "tall, silent protagonist" to my "small, mouthy sidekick"