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AdaraAstin

@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com

The Voice of Your Dreams: Award Winning Audiobook Narrator

Narrating Erotica as Adara Astin & Romance as Eden Cavell

https://justmytoots.com/@AdaraAstin@Smutlandia.com

My posts are licensed CC-BY-NC-ND - see https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

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glitterfizz, to random
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for the lewd language lovers: some obsolete thieves' argot...

mort wap-apace, noun (plural: morts wap-apace)

  1. an experienced prostitute
  2. a sexually active woman

... should we bring it back??

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/mort_wap-apace#English

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz YES WE SHOULD BRING IT BACK!

pizza, to random
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escargot shorts

AdaraAstin,
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@pizza Slower, slimier, and Frencher.

shippychaos, to random
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just two wives brushing our teeth tonight…

me: my lips are purple!
wife: [alarmed] do you have enough oxygen?
me: [sticks out tongue, also purple]
wife: what did you eat?!!
me: my purple girlfriend, obviously

(It was red wine)

AdaraAstin,
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@shippychaos 😂

reginasbread, to random
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I'm wearing 50% blue and 50% pink. it would confuse so many people if I were a toddler.

AdaraAstin,
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@reginasbread "Confusing toddler" is the fashion standard we should all aspire to.

Alice, to random
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I have always loved the Zoloft mascot and I just googled it and apparently they refer to him as the BLOB so of course that poor little guy is depressed.

AdaraAstin,
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@Alice I didn't know he had a name. I've always thought of him as "Little Bean".

Holberg, to random
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Totally fine with all the grey on my head and face. But not coping well with the fact that my chest is now more salt than pepper.

Vanity, all is vanity, getting the better of me haha.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg This might be lower in toxic chemicals. (No business relationship, not a customer, just looked into it for an actor friend at one point.)

https://www.forgreyhair.com/pages/for-gray-hair-landing-page

Holberg, to random
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Wondering how many wedge salads I’ve had over the years when I’m meeting friends for drinks, realize I haven’t had dinner and am not particularly hungry but and should probably eat SOMETHING.

This of course happened tonight.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Neil Simon could build a prize-winning play around this.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg "Same Wedge Next Year".

Holberg, to random
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Another board meeting, another martini.

I have to do some political jiu-jitsu again and as much as the drink is because I just want a drink, I also think it’s helpful in making me look a bit like a harmless dilettante.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg My dad used to do a version of this based on "I'm just a simple guy from a small market out West" and yeah, same disarming effect, same great results.

It's amazing how people's behavior changes.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg I hope (and trust) that you use your powers for good, Mats.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg That is some jedi-level work, Mats. Bravo!

Holberg, to random
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Sitting down at the bar. ‘Did you want your martini?’ Music to my ears.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Some people insist on being inconveniently married.

ohellofedefo, to random Spanish
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mi mamá, hablando en español de no sé que cosa:
yo, de acuerdo: ouais
yo:
yo: euh, attends

AdaraAstin,
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@ohellofedefo 😂

healyn, to random
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Kinda fucked up that Peggy Noonan refuses to debate me despite my friendly daily emails I've been sending her for the past 29 years

Sometimes I'll just be like, "what u up to?"

Not a single response. Coward

AdaraAstin,
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@healyn "what you up to" is awfully familiar though.

Maybe you should have started with a/s/l?

Oh to travel back in time 29 years and sart over.

AdaraAstin, to random
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On a whim, I just looked up a guy I had a massive crush on in high school. (I.e., researched hm online, we haven't spoken.)

He's got a good job where he makes a difference for other people, he's active volunteering in his community, it looks like he's living a great life.

I'm thrilled to the marrow of my bones that he seems to be doing so well. He was always a good guy.

Also: I have always had great taste in guys.

Holberg, to random
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Someone who used to reply a lot—more than once a day—went totally quiet a few weeks ago. Which makes sense as I discover they unfollowed me haha. Likely intentional as they’d probably wonder why I went silent.

It’s totally fine. I won’t always be for someone even if I have been for a while. But I do wonder—slightly, intellectually exercise—what moved someone from frequent conversation to ciao. Single offensive comment? Cumulative disenchantment? Culling of less favored mutuals? Something else?

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg I'm shorter on patience now, which I regret, but... gestures at everything... so I'm quicker to unfollow than I used to be. (To be fair. there are also more drains on my mental health so I can't afford those that are easy to avoid.)

Beyond the obvious criteria (bigotry, etc.), I now unfollow for topics that make me sad or exhausted: pandemic naivete, tech gullibility, amplifying propaganda, steady bleakness beyond my filtering capacity. It's not personal, it's survival.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Oh! I realized that I sometimes do a follow / unfollow thing, unintentionally, if I see a good comment from someone, but because of how federation works I can' see the content on their profile. Sometimes I'll take a leap of faith and follow them -- and if it turns out to be a bad call, I'll unfollow as more information is available. It probably makes me look like a jerk but it's really me being generous with follows within the info constraints of the fediverse.

Holberg, to random
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A bit obvious for rambling around the Strip. But I love Dean so fucking much.

No time for Frank. I’d’ve basically spent my time trying to peel Dean off the Rat Pack haha.

‘You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Loves You’ is playing in my AirPods.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg I truly hope Dean Martin was having as much fun as he seemed to be having, because he always seemed to be having a blast.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg That is delightful and also it is SUCH A MATS HOLBERG STORY. 😂

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg I have only see it because you posted it here before! And I absolutely love it.

Holberg, to random
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If you're familiar with UCLA -- and the scene of the protests between its original buildings -- you may not know the road leading there from the Hilgard side of campus is actually a bridge. And that the lawns on either side of it are canyons that were filled in. Here's an aerial view from 1929.

(Bel-Air to the north, Little Holmby to the east, with Holmby Hills and Beverly Hills further east. Westwood Village is out of view to the south.)

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Absolutely amazing.

I'm glad you survived the experience. 😂

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Mats, I wear glasses. There but for the grace of god go I. You have my full mortified solidarity

Trenton_Hoshiko, to random
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I hope you have a really good day, as best of a day as it can be, despite of, and in spite of, whatever happens.

AdaraAstin,
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@Trenton_Hoshiko A benediction for our times.

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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A male friend told me that he acutely feels the absence of lingerie options for men, and when a woman is all dressed up for him and the best he's got is regular boxers, he feels like he's letting her down.

Masc people, are there options for (masc) dress-up undergarments that give you joy? What are youe go-to lingerie-ish things? Anything?

#Lingerie

AdaraAstin,
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@profplum Perfect!

jenn, to random
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i just keep getting hotter and smarter

AdaraAstin,
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@jenn Highly relatable.

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