glitterfizz

glitterfizz, 3 days ago to random

I can take care of it tomorrow. to take care of it tomorrow, I have to take care of me today. taking care of me today is taking care of it tomorrow.

I'll take care of it tomorrow.
I'll start today.

glitterfizz, 4 days ago to random

leaving notes in my sleepy purr to a privileged few...

can I play to your voice kink to get you to join Signal? :p
🪤

glitterfizz, 6 days ago to random

for the lewd language lovers: some obsolete thieves' argot...

mort wap-apace, noun (plural: morts wap-apace)

1. an experienced prostitute
2. a sexually active woman

... should we bring it back??

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/mort_wap-apace#English

glitterfizz, 8 days ago to random

a long time ago I made the personal decision not to participate in the crises of sexuality folks who are attracted to me will sometimes have

"am I gay???"
"am I not a lesbian???"
my honest answer: "I don't care what labels you rock with, and I'd be a hypocrite to demand you identify a certain way for my sake. so we fuckin', or what?"

ime, this bewilders them way more than if I were to answer one way or the other
then again, basing one's attraction on gender bewilders tf outta me, so...

glitterfizz, 9 days ago to random

as I was leaving one of my sad ranting voice notes to a friend, I got a notification: this cute guy I'd not heard from for a long time said hi!

for a sweet moment, I forgot what I was upset about.

Silly Boys Save Lives

glitterfizz, 11 days ago to random

folks: New York City! The Big Apple!!
Tri-State inhabitants: you can just call it New York

folks: tdick! transgender man cock!!
me: you can just call it my penis

glitterfizz, 11 days ago to random

"EU" stands for both "European Union" and "Emotionally Unavailable"

...
coincidence??

glitterfizz, 12 days ago to random

"do you have a crush on me?"

☐ yes
☐ no
☒ like, in the traditional sense? a squish? a vaguely definable, undeniably piqued curiosity? if I'm not sure but want to find out? am I learning to play the songs you send me? have I written a poem in your name? have I started studying the languages you speak? what are you really asking me? (this last box/answer have been haphazardly scribbled on the notebook page found cradled in the purple envelope still lightly smelling of lavender)

glitterfizz, 14 days ago to random

what do we want?
—hot girls!!

when do we want em??
—at their pace and convenience, with respect to their boundaries and multifaceted lives!!!

glitterfizz, 18 days ago to random

fondly recalling the tech who did my most recent abdominal ultrasound; he told me I have a beautiful uterus... blush
... and just as I was about to leave, he called me to say he """forgot to do a test""" lmao

if I'm lucky, it'll be him again next time,,,

glitterfizz, 20 days ago to random

remaining Completely Cool, Calm, and Collected™ when hearing "enchanté•e," "encantade," etc. in Romance languages (cuz I'm getting cold and slowed down by all my sweat)

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

really been itching to be publicly naked lately...

one of my favorite parts of the kinky dungeon crawling I did back in the day: just kickin' it with folks in my birthday suit
(the respectful compliments I got on my body didn't hurt my feelings either...)

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

randomly considering my fruitsona... altho not necessarily in a voreish way
more like fruitgender

which best represents my character: a tart, crisp apple? a tangy, messy mango? each juicy drupelet of a blackberry...?

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

holy shit,
remember that time my friend's mom sent me a leggy skirt pic and we had a short, spicy exchange?

later on my friend was like "you made my mom feel really good about herself, thanks bro"

lmao

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

I've been medically cleared!!!
(not totally, but I can start "exploring light acts of intimacy" so long as I "don't break out the heavy machinery" lmfao)

so anyway, it's been nice knowing all of you
I gotta go... take care of some stuff...

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

flirting—like art—requires the suspension of disbelief...

can we restore each other's faith in the impossible?

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

Linda: (setting a table at the restaurant) 🎶The ketchup loves the mustard
But it makes the ketchup flustered
So I give em a little space~🎶
—Bob's Burgers [14x5]

glitterfizz, 1 month ago to random

(walking inside, back facing the yard...)

bird, perhaps a northern cardinal?: sings a wolfish whistle
me: aww, thanks sweetheart! 🥰 reenters the house, genuinely with more confidence than when she left

18+ Mair, 1 month ago to random

Sunny 🌻

AdaraAstin, 1 month ago to random

A friend just very kindly wished me "a charcuterie board of extraordinary gentlemen" and my reaction was wow, if anyone wants to start up a subscription service that makes that delivery once a month, sign me up! 😂

18+ Mair, 1 month ago to random

I've lost a pretty decent amount of weight, and put on a lot of leg muscle

I think I look pretty gewd rn ​:edjicensored:​

glitterfizz, 2 months ago to random

looking for the "tall, silent protagonist" to my "small, mouthy sidekick"

glitterfizz, 3 months ago to random

free use tool (jar opener, furniture mover, grocery transporter)