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howler0502

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My name's Shawn, howler0502's just the handle/email I've gone with for close to 30 years now. I'm disabled, a sometimes poet, sometimes writer. Gen-X. Philosophically absurdist. My interests are wide, varied, and inconsistent. He/him

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analgesicsleep, to random
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I’m not sure what’s going to explode first: the piano or the conductor

howler0502,
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@analgesicsleep Properly performed Bach should leave no survivors.

MatthewTitus88, to random
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I never got a chance to play a grand piano. Only uprights. The working man's piano.

howler0502,
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@MatthewTitus88 My parents had a baby grand. I was too young to appreciate it. 🙁

otheorange_tag, to random
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Okay instrumentalists, here comes the fast movement Polinskaya is gonna smoke yer a**!

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag She better pick that piano up and smash it at the end of the performance.

howler0502, to random
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I wonder who the first conductor was that decided they really needed a stick to wave around, the hands just weren't enough?

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag And that struck people as just a bit much, did it?

howler0502, to random
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I don't know any of these pieces. She could be making all up as she goes along for all I know. 😀

howler0502, to NWSL
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At this rate, the final score will be about 13-0.

howler0502, to random
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Oh the harpsichordist is the organist from earlier.

howler0502,
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@SesameSquirrel @otheorange_tag Considering it's Oscar, the only thing I could come up with is that being a "cello player" means she likes to spread her legs?

howler0502, to random
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Had to look up Basso Continuo, thinking it was some new sort of harpsichord I hadn't heard of.

howler0502, to random
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I wonder if there's any money to be made opening up a pipe organ polishing service?

otheorange_tag, to random
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I am most familiar with VIvaldi's bassoon RV 484, which I think stole a movement from another RV? I played the bassoon part on a cello long ago.

howler0502,
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@MatthewTitus88 @otheorange_tag It looks like he's watching a fly buzz around over his head.

otheorange_tag, to random
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Up first Wife:"Could that slit in her dress be any higher?!" Me: Opens mouth, thinks about it, closes mouth

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag Is going to witness its first "wardrobe malfunction?"

silentbeauties, to random
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Hi, folks! I hope everyone is fine. Am I the only one who prefers chatting using a genuine computer keyboard and finds the touch screen of cellphones awkward? Whenever I'm here for a longer time, I always prefer to type on the computer keyboard. I'm faster this way.

howler0502,
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@silentbeauties Yes, I much prefer the feedback typing on a physical keyboard provides. The only thing I like about touchscreens is they often provide predictive text, which can help with my slower speed typing on a touchscreen.

otheorange_tag, to random
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Look 4? double basses and 2? cellos just sitting back there.

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag It's not normal to have spares in case an audience member decides they want to join in?

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag I mean, c'mon, it's the double bass, how hard could it be, really? 😜

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag Wow! You must be jacked then!

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howler0502, to random
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Wow, I just learned that the invention of the pipe organ dates back to 3rd century B.C.!

howler0502, to random
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I keep hearing little hints of Canon in D.

howler0502, to random
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This sounds very organ-y.

howler0502, to random
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I came here to see a bunch of humongous horns...this is NOT that!

otheorange_tag, to random
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Why is she playing a lamp post?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: 🎶

howler0502,
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@otheorange_tag In my imagination, it sounds like a fog horn.

nkstottlemyer, to writing
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I really want to get in touch with more writers on mastodon. Unfortunately, with the way mastodon works, it's really hard to find any.

howler0502,
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@nkstottlemyer You might want to check out the hashtag . There are a few others that I've come across like that seem pretty active as well. Best of luck, hope this helps!

howler0502, to random
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AWARE of...get it? AWARE of...no?

howler0502, to random
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Those were some snazzy furry slippers.

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