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jenn

@jenn@pixel.kitchen

sigma female linkedin user

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mark your calendars you freaks - jamie brew and i are hosting another robot karaoke at wonderville https://withfriends.co/event/20028420/robot_karaoke_cage_match

jenn,
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last show i did "like a prayer" where the lyrics came from stack overflow posts and, yes, i was definitely hitting that shit

jenn, to random
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happy microphone month to you and your sweetwater reps

jenn, to random
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the russian & turkish baths in nyc have two owners, boris and david, who alternate weeks and you can only use your pass or gift card on the days the owner who sold them are working. for years their website has directed people to a glitch app to identify whose day it is: https://baths.glitch.me/

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s tier glitch app for sure

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i am going live for the final episode (of season one) of glitch jams live! https://www.youtube.com/live/t9qeBYazZuE?si=wlbe4tPFXqUoDmTZ

jenn,
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@thepixelatedonut renewed, just taking a few weeks off to improve - would love your feedback!! https://forms.gle/wZL2o3anLV4fSFRS9

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I never understood this in elementary school, and I still don't understand today. Why would anyone limit themselves to only 15 pens? No way would I join a club where you can only have 15 pens.

jenn,
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@tenderlove 15 is the minimum actually

jenn, to random
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telling my grandchildren this was a sleep token concert https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112345105548053701

jenn, to random
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this kinda action is why i pay for @404mediaco https://www.404media.co/apple-removes-nonconsensual-ai-nude-apps-following-404-media-investigation/

jenn, to random
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are pyramid schemes illegal even if you’re super transparent about it. like if i made “Literal Pyramid Scheme LLC” and all my copy made it clear whatever you were joining was a pyramid scheme? i am not looking it up on googoo but i am unlocking this one yw xoxo

jenn, to random
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i live laugh blogged a sorta photo dump for this month even though april is not yet over, I JUST NEEDED TO EXPRESS MYSELF https://livelaugh.blog/posts/april-photo-dump/

jenn,
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everyone is like "i miss blogs" "we should blog" meanwhile i posted this 4 minutes ago and it hasn't hit 500 reposts yet so what is it that you really miss huh? the era before we worried about microplastics? eating at roy rogers?? hmm????

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don’t EVER tell me something is a superfruit, that shit pisses me off

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    jenn,
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    @chrisnelsonsdog I am familiar with reproductive procedure history

    jenn, to random
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    shouts out if your dad told you at a very young age that “federal prison sounds kinda nice actually” whenever he did any required government paperwork. happy tax day 🥰

    jenn, to random
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    i already knew from some friends that dating apps today have become actually useless so this is no surprise, but it’s certainly not NOT cursed

    jenn,
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    (505 people 35-40 surveyed, my peers are the ones who are cursed)

    jenn, to random
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    imagine if your city didn’t have any ordinances around signage, like no rules at all 🙂‍↕️

    jenn, to random
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    my pal mike and i did the “winteractive” art walk and it was wildly more unsettling than i anticipated but a very fun walk

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    i am about to go on stage, yee-haw

    jenn,
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    @sara ROBUST

    jenn, to random
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    “elon musk’s twitter” and yet the train from nyc to boston is still 4 fucking hours long. send him back to the alleged tunnels, peter buttieg pls

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    talking about my lumber supplier in the same voice that people used to use to talk about their weed guy

    jenn,
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    @anildash you did indeed say out loud yesterday “i gotta go, my lumber guy is texting me”

    jenn,
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    @anildash your lumber guy is my weed guy

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