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jpmens

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Small-scale fiddler, enjoys doing & teaching. Wrote a thick book on FLOSS DNS servers. Dreamed up @OwnTracks over MQTT. Ansible with NOCOWS=1. Loves plain text. I (re-)toot in several languages. https://jpmens.net

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filepp is a generic file preprocessor. It is designed to allow the functionality provided by the C preprocessor to be used with any file type

https://www-users.york.ac.uk/~dm26/filepp/

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Sure I make fun of iTerm2 containing code to chatgpt and will likely continue doing so, but it’s opt-in so no reason for me to stop using the very good program.

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@icing I agree on all counts. I saw a fork w/o AI flying by yesterday, but thought to myself: sounds like a dead end.

We’ll see.

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@icing ah, thanks for confirming what I suspected.

Sometimes I’m too bloody pessimistic.

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I rather dislike the "digital native" term myself, but this article does make a number of valid points - https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/24/banning-kids-from-social-media-isnt-the-way-its-the-over-60s-who-need-to-get-off-the-internet?CMP=share_btn_url

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@pitrh whaddaya mean “it’s the over-60s who need to get off the internet” ?!!?

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Yet another draft: ZONEVERSION

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-ietf-dnsop-zoneversion/

I actually like the idea of receiving the SOA serial (zone version) in a response. Makes certain debugs easier

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Why do female ENT (ear, nose and throat) assistants invariably have feeble squeaky voices?!

They: ………—…—-…
Me: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
They: …..
Me: COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WITHOUT MY HEARING AIDS!

Best is when I’m in a busy waiting room trying to catch the moment they squeak my name

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I read “J.Lo in a mesh suit” and excitedly clicked to find I had misread.

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“The complete destruction of Google Search via forced AI adoption and the carnage it is wreaking on the internet is deeply depressing”

https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/

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13 days to produce this, really?

"Thank you for reaching out to us with your request to exercise your rights regarding the personal data you have entrusted us with and confirming your email address. At Stack, we take your privacy"

oops: sorry about ending the quote where I did ...

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@bortzmeyer Ça parle de DNS, de Cogent, et de vous, si jamais…

https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112491524437965829

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@bortzmeyer @shaft let’s explain dns yet again in an article which stumbles-on about root servers, shall we

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First time in many years that I've shaved my face, and I didn't even draw blood!

Those of you who know me or have seen pictures know I've had a 1--3mm beard'ish for a long time.

I'm having my throat slit† open in surgery tomorrow morning for a complete removal of the thyroid gland so I thought I'd spare a nurse some trouble and take a stab at cleaning away the hair.

No thoughts and prayers please. I'll report back here if and/or when I survive

† vertically not horizontally

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I’m back (as in ‘still alive‘; not at home), and it went well.

Lovely message from @bortzmeyer ❤️who writes:

.. I hope the surgeon does not teleoperate through a flappy 5G link! …

Goes to show he’s clueless: in Germany tele-operations are performed over EDGE.

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Ice cream for dinner to cool throat from inside.

Trying to organize a large gin&tonic with plenty of ice. Ima argue the chilled glass is gonna cool from outside.

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@joanna that is the sweetest thing you've EVER said to me! 😘

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