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kev

@kev@fosstodon.org

Admin of Fosstodon, along with @mike.

I work in InfoSec 🔐

Father of two 👨‍👦‍👦, husband of one 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️

Keeper of dogs (x2) 🐶, cat 😻, fish (x100s) 🐠 and chickens (x6) 🐔

I'm also partial to collecting watches ⌚️ and riding motorbikes 🏍️

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kev, to random
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You know what? After a long day in the office, sometimes it's nice to take the long way home.

https://kevquirk.com/the-long-way-home

kev,
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@joel Nope

kev, to random
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I recently wrote about how Mastodon is DDoSing me every time I post a link to this site. I've managed to fix the problem...I think.

https://kevquirk.com/i-stopped-mastodon-ddosing-me-i-think

kev,
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My site stayed up. Woohoo! 🎉

kev,
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@robb I think it did.

kev,
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@leadegroot yeah, I’m gonna revisit the whole random posts thing in the future. For now, the button will do.

kev,
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@webaware Exactly. It’s all relative, right?

kev,
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@daniel I’d assume so, but can’t say for certain. All depends on the infra the static site is running on. 🤷‍♂️

kev, to random
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Whenever I, or someone else, posts a link to this blog on Mastodon, it DDoS's me and brings the site down for a couple minutes.

https://kevquirk.com/mastodon-is-ddosing-me

kev,
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@shellsharks I imagine static sites can probably handle the load better as they’re usually hosted entirely on a CDN. So I imagine that pain is far less.

kev,
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@aqunt @lehi Nah, I was just being flippant. Clearly I need to use more emojis. 😊

kev,
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@aqunt @lehi Boosts won’t affect it though. It’s when the link is first posted that’s the problem. When someone boosts it, unless the person boosting has a tonne of followers on instances that haven’t already “seen” the link, it won’t make a difference.

kev,
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@JoeRess Nope, Kirby (still PHP based, but a lot lighter than WP). Nginx sits in front of apache for cache and there’s a load of resources free on the server.

kev,
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@JoeRess I am.

kev,
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Few people asking what my server resources look like during one of these events. Some graphs attached. For reference, the post was created on Mastodon at 15:31.

I have a 2GB RAM VPS from Ionos (https://www.ionos.co.uk/servers/vps#packages).

I’m not a SysAdmin, so if there’s something I can do short of getting a mahoosive server, I’m all ears, folks. :)

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kev,
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@JoeRess fingers crossed. I was hoping a CDN for the image would sort it, as that’s the lion’s share of the data that these requests pull, but it seems it’s the number of requests, rather than the size in KB. :(

kev,
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@hugopoi Network usage in terms of what? Like throughput?

It’s a Plesk server running Apache and Nginx as a proxy. I’m using Kirby as my CMS, so it’s Linux (Ubuntu 22.04) and PHP (8.3). Kirby is flat-file, so no DB involved. It’s all cached by Kirby too.

kev,
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@valerauko @JoeRess It’s based on followe numbers. I never had this problem when I had a few hundred followers, or even a couple thousand, but now I’m at ~26,000 it’s a problem.

I’m not sure at what point that pendulum swings, but it’s certainly a problem for users with more followers. I don’t know how many followers you have, so can’t comment on that.

kev,
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@alyx That’s not how my site works. It uses a flat file CMS, so no DB and it caches everything. So, as you said, everything is read from memory.

kev,
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kev,
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@getkirby Worth noting that I am using th standard caching option instead. So there’s some caching going on.

kev,
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@getkirby I’ve tried staticache in the past, but it gave me problems (can’t remember what they were). I’ve just re-enabled it and I don’t appear to be having any problems now, so I’ll test it next time I post a link here.

kev,
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@jbaty Well, yeah. There’s nothing wrong with a plain old link, is there?

kev,
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@getkirby I have a few more things I wanna test, like Varnish and a couple other cache solutions, then I’ll likely write a follow up post about it, which (hopefully) won’t bring my site down. 😂

kev,
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@ThirstyGayGeek @alyx Great point, I completely forgot about that little box. It’s a snippet of php that takes my post titles, randomises them, then picks the first 3.

I’m gonna do some testing with that box removed. Thanks.

kev, to CASIO
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I have the #Casio AE1500 on today. Pic with an A168 and F91W for reference as to how HUGE this thing is.

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kev,
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@kev It’s hard to tell from pictures as to how thick they will be. These should fit though (I’ve bought them in the past and they worked). You need 18mm.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271282242650

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