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kwantumkraut

@kwantumkraut@corteximplant.com

❯ All-around nerd
❯ Loves to help making amazing software
❯ Can be excited about almost everything
❯ Current focus: Synth experiments & checking out what the SDR has to offer
❯ To be updated ⋯

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revengeday, to random
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Yay, Monday :moodface:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday What a week, huh?

kwantumkraut, to random
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Beer?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Irish Coffee?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday To the house bar!

revengeday, to random
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Uhm. Eh. Hey?! :neocat_googly:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday :johnnycoffeehands:

dalfuss, to random
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My English teacher just told me "May I take your coat" is wrong because it says "Can I take your coat" in the book. What a fucking clown.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @dalfuss The first English teacher my class got had the qualification of traveling to London once a year. I failed miserably.
Later I did a course with a native speaker, amazing stuff. Worlds apart.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @dalfuss The sad thing is that if there was English in primary school with a native speaker all the kids would learn it when language development is still easy rather than later when it becomes work.

revengeday, to random
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Hey you sweeties :nyan:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Ohhhhhh you :blobcatblush:

SynAck, to random
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I think this applies to a significant number of people in this community. :holdthepain:

@BramMeehan https://ohai.social/@BramMeehan/111755746910797752

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @SynAck I too can stop at any time!

revengeday, (edited ) to random
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Top 10 products coming onto the market in 2024 (technology innovations! :new:)

  1. Refrigerator with ChatGPT
  2. Washing machine with ChatGPT
  3. Dishwasher with ChatGPT
  4. Vacuum cleaner with ChatGPT
  5. Iron with ChatGPT
  6. Microwave with ChatGPT
  7. Stove with ChatGPT
  8. Kettle with ChatGPT
  9. Toaster with ChatGPT
  10. Coffee machine with ChatGPT
kwantumkraut, (edited )
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@revengeday What about ChatGPT with ChatGPT?

kaiserkiwi, to random
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For some reason I dreamt that @revengeday and I met up for a photo shoot. The theme? Cyberpunk cowboys in an empty neon-lit zoo. What?

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @revengeday Maybe there’s a Streichelzoo around?

revengeday, to random
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I would like to mention once again that https://corteximplant.com, https://nightcity.bar, and https://totentanz.club are NOT hosted in a garage! :neocat_wink:​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Need some cyberdollers for hosting fees?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday What’s the least revealing way to slip you some credits for the shy netizen then?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday What’s the upkeep these days server wise per month?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Oh neato! I’ll figure things out.

revengeday, to random
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W-What if we listen to dark techno from Berlin in a dimly lit room and just stare at each other? 😳​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday I’ll take the corner closest to the door!

revengeday, to random
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I took a shower :blobfoxlewd:​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @SynAck You can even further optimize this when you shower at around midnight on 31.12.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @SynAck We’ll save the planet in no time :greenplanet:

revengeday, to random
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Hey Fedifriends :blobfoxhyper:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Coffee?

SynAck, to random
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And a very merry Zwischen den Jahren to those who celebrate. :bec_wink:

kwantumkraut,
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@SynAck Rauhnächte you mean? I always forget it exists, gonna set a reminder for next year

kwantumkraut,
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@SynAck It’s about the Wild Hunt, Lady Percht (didn’t you post that the other day?) and so on. Predates Christian traditions: https://germangirlinamerica.com/what-is-rauhnacht/

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @SynAck I think it’s not really well known anymore

kwantumkraut, to random
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Jo in case you’re looking for some new blinky chrome:

https://mitxela.com/projects/scaffold

kaiserkiwi, to Airpods German
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Das Noise Canceling der Pro 2 wird auch mit jedem Update immer schlechter. Als ich sie bekommen habe, konnte ein Dieselbus über mich drüber fahren und ich hab nichts davon gehört. Jetzt hab ich das Fenster offen und höre noch leise das Rauschen der Straße.

Irgendwie hat es drauf Audio-Hardware mit Updates immer schlechter zu machen. Die ​s sind auch mittlerweile fast unbenutzbar.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Bilde ich mir das also nicht nur ein mit der Noice Cancelation.

kaiserkiwi, to random German
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Ich freue mich, wenn es hier auch wieder ein anderes Thema als der Hass auf Thre​ads gibt. Derzeit macht Mastodon einfach keinen Spaß mehr.

Ignoriert es, nutzt es, blockt es. Aber lasst doch einfach die Leute damit in Ruhe. Mastodon war so ein schöner Ort und jetzt fühlt es sich einfach nur an wie Twitter kurz nach Mus​k…

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Ich weiss nicht wie man sich immer über sowas aufregen kann. Instanz geblockt, Ende Gelände. Gibt unendlich viele bessere Dinge auf die man seine Energie verwenden kann.

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