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kyleve

@kyleve@mastodon.online

UI Systems iOS EM at Square. I also work on our eng levels and eng hiring process. Also Transit 🚇, running 🏃‍♂️, photos 📷. Design is how it works. He/him.

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Turned on sharing on Threads, @kyleve – if you miss my incessant political retweets from Twittter, this account is for you!!

kyleve,
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@NeoNacho @kyleve will I understand <<<< if I havent >>>>

kyleve, to random
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gn crane

gn bridge

gn coit tower

tonyarnold, to random
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Well, things haven’t gone quite according to plan: I’ll be in hospital until the weekend are a minimum. I’ve now got a PICC line into my heart, and a constant pressurised drain from my stomach back out through my nose - it’s super uncomfortable, but it has resolved the crippling pain.

If all goes well, I can just stay like this for a couple of days, and my body will heal. If not, surgery time.

I’m in good spirits, but I’d murder someone for a cold drink right now.

kyleve,
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@tonyarnold Oh no, I'm sorry. Fingers crossed, sending good vibes your way… You've got this!

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Hey Mr. BART operator, can u step on it? I'm late for my meeting

kyleve, to random
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Good evening to everyone but whoever writes the Apple Music smart playlist sync, which apparently corrupted itself entirely recently, and so I had to fix the rules for basically every smart playlist that I've ever made. Ugh come on

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[listening to a song on shuffle]

ha ha i remember adding this to my library last year!

[added in 2015]

jesus christ

kyleve,
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@pbg death comes for us all

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Thursday, ordered Chipotle. They forgot half my order. Today, ordered Chipotle, got double my order. I feel like there's a more efficient way to do this

kyleve,
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@jsq it is a very specific craving which is separate from actual mexican food

kyleve,
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@jsq all garbage all the time

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“I attended a meeting of the Sanitation and Streets Commission, a five-person commission appointed by a combination of the mayor, the Board of Supervisors and the controller. This is a commission that oversees a city department, which—I kid you not—no longer exists.”

https://sfstandard.com/2024/03/18/san-francisco-ommission-addiction/

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@thesquirrelfish @scott I'm good with giving the mayor more power, but not to the degree of a unitary executive. But also, the system we've created is far too encumbered. Reminds me of having to get 100 approvals on a doc to change a tiny ass thing at work. It's just a waste of time and allows people to gum up the works

kyleve,
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@scott @thesquirrelfish Nope, but in general, the structure has smelled to me for a while of a way to diffuse responsibility so nothing gets done. More committees rarely results in better decision making, IMO.

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🌥️🌅🌥️

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“A Field Guide to San Francisco’s Iconic Street Signs”

https://www.fogcitygothic.com/stories/sf-street-sign-field-guide

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Open Developer Tool? You know, I'm somewhat of a Developer Tool myself

kyleve, to random
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We need to talk about how Tenacious D's cover of “Baby One More Time” is better than the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oYSiPBUuC8

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Donald Trump Has Won The 2024 Republican Contest. So Why Hasn’t Joe Biden Stepped Aside?

  • The NYT tomorrow probably
kyleve,
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@NeoNacho Joe Biden Claims To Be For Unity. So When Will He Endorse Donald Trump?

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Just 30 more days until I stop saying “it’s 6pm but it’s really 5pm”

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@kyleve Kyle it won't be dark at 5pm tonight!

kyleve,
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@MuseumShuffle the correct sunset time is 6:45pm, I will not be elaborating

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We gotta get President R. Boddie and Sheldon Whitehouse on the same ticket simply so we can have President Whitehouse and Vice President President

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“Nerdy internals of an Apple text editor” – https://papereditor.app/internals

This was a great read

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Apple Music: We think you'd like this new Kim Petras song!

Me: Oh cool what it's about?

Apple Music: ... Oh u know... Stuff…

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@marioguzman perhaps. im an innocent lil guy uwu

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