@matty@nicecrew.digital
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matty

@matty@nicecrew.digital

Christ is King
President/CEO of Benis, LLC
CTO of Wenis Holdings, Ltd.
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
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Hoss, to random
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Lol.

matty,
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The service is right there nigga just use it

matty,
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Do I really need to hold your hand through this

matty, to random
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Q niggers are starting to get antsy bros keep your head on a fuckin swivel lmao

matty, to random
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Sorry about that, had to increase pool size for NAS. Should band aid the issue until they're done throwing every single POST request they have at us. ​

matty,
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Jill, NAS is not a tree. You cannot arbor it.

matty, to random
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Everyone please welcome @Cloudy to NCD

jill, to random

:dancing_cat: ...it took a hot minute...but yessssss...fn :pepe_kike_a:

matty,
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me when I log in to the admin interface to add emotes

GolfCartLady, to random

POV
You just interaced with a newfag who thinks the Holocaust is real.

matty,
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Are you trying to be the Jeff Cliff of NCD but for the Holocaust

matty,
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You evidently

matty,
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No, things will settle down when I decide my users have had enough of your autism and I give you the boot my nigga :smug_cat:

werefeat035, to random

This is Ahmed. 👳🏾‍♂️ He was born in Sweden. Ahmed is Swedish.
This is Metoo 🐭. He was born in an aquarium. Metoo is a fish.

matty,
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Tired of these Nazi chuds on my anime website

thiswomanswerk, to mutualaid
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@mutualaid why y'all reblogging an anti-black post with a racial slur in it? Please vet the posts you repost

matty,
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:tyrone_craw:

Shadowman311, to random
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In this era of linguistic degeneration and mental stagnation,
The erudite find themselves facing a vexing situation.
Deploying a lexicon of grandiloquent verbalization
Incurs suspicions of artificial facilitation.
Accusations abound of ChatGPT collaboration,
As if eloquence were mere technological creation.
Alas, the ignorant masses' cerebral limitations
Lead them to such erroneous determinations.

matty,
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>robust
>big word

Christ Almighty just bathe us in fire please

matty, to random
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I'm gonna start sending these political text message spam faggots pictures of my balls I am so fucking tired of getting notifications about senator dick butt promising more shekels for Israel just fuck off

alex, to random
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I tested changing the username of a Mostr account. It does successfully change on Mastodon and all the posts and stuff are preserved. But then it didn't display any new posts from that account until I switched the username back. Pleroma of course worked fine.

matty,
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Mastodon't moment

matty, to random
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Few things indicate frailty and abject weakness more so than the punisher skull, two percenter stickers and molon labe merchandise. If you see someone with any of these things, know they would be completely ineffective during the big happy fun times.

matty,
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Just got my latest shipment of overpriced dirt bean from BLACK RIFLE COFFEE you could say I'm a bit of a dissident no one messes with me

ChadleyDudebro, to random

Tiddies!

matty,
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uh based

matty,
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We love tiddies here. That's why we have Tiddy Tuesday, although I think it should be every day.

chog9, to KindActions
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ENJOY THIS AUDIO OF ME BEGGING FOR MONEY AT TACO BELL

CHECK OUT MY ALT: https://bae.st/users/succucirno

Simply put, my family is broke until March due to two unexpected bills. We have no food & no car, so it's hard to get anything here to begin with.
I'm trying to get $40 so we can eat tonight. Thank you for reading, hope you're doing well. 💞
PayPal - npjasek@proton.me
Cash App - $JaseksZak

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matty,
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Cum salon is defederated for having some sketchy shit on it. Dudes talking about wanting to fuck kids. I wasn't having any of it.

matty, to random
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SAW A "DEMOCRAT" " ON THE STREET TODAY
..... TOLD HIM
TAKE A" HIKE" 🤣🤣🤣

Jim, to random
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>Nick is the savior of the white race
24 hours later
>ahhhhhhh, why do they call him cum detective?

lmfao

matty,
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oh nigga lmao

matty,
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My website is based and redpilled don't you EVER speak about my website again you fucking NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

matty,
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THE ONLY HISTORY I ACKNOWLEDGE IS THE FACT THAT I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR ACCOUNT HISTORY YOU KEEP TALKIN THAT SHIT LIL NIGGA GONNA FIND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FEEL SOME SHIT UP YOUR ASS

matty,
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Just because I got A DUMP TRUCK doesn't mean it's meant for SOMEONE TO SHIT IN you DEMONKKRAT NAZI!

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