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Hi, I’m Miss Brainfart.

I’m afraid of sharks, with the exception being blåhaj. What could that possibly mean, huh.
(That’s not a hint, I genuinely have no idea)

Lemmings can also find me @miss_brainfart:catgirl.cloud on Matrix, if they desire to do so for e2ee reasons

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<3

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Genuinely, how many websites that don’t need to show a cookie banner in the first place even exist?

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I remember seeing your original post.

Now, how about one step further:
How in heavens can you make Thunar show embedded thumbnails instead of auto-generated ones?

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And this is why I like Androids feature that automatically revokes permissions after a certain timeframe of not using an app

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I am actually using a degoogled phone, and the only thing I’m missing are push notifications, for one single app. Everything else I use works just fine for me, but as always, ymmv

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Yeah, the default lineage cam today can’t do a whole lot either

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I’m using DivestOS on a OnePlus 5T, runs like a charm.

But Divest is in dire need of funding right now, and might not be able to continue development, so that’s something to keep in mind, sadly

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GrapheneOS seems to be the all out best, from what I can tell. It’s just that their strict requirements needed to achieve this level of privacy and especially security severly limit the selection of devices you can use, which is a bummer.

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I’d love it if Signal officially supported UnifiedPush, it seems to be the most promising direct alternative to FCM. They started talking about quantum-resistant encryption or whatever, but at the same time resorted to using a websocket.

Which is pretty much the least elegant way of doing it. Not something I’d expect from them, to be honest.

Then there’s Tuta Mail, they have a much better way of handling push notifications, but it’s still their own thing too, and instead of promoting something like UnifiedPush, they write blogposts dragging Protonmail for not having an alternative.

(Which I’m also annoyed by, but their posts about it seemed a bit pretentious, which I just hate to see.)

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With all that’s going on to systematically profile each and every person that ever went online, goes online, and will go online, that sounds 100% plausible and realistic to me.

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Which is fair, but I’d still like to have the option to manually type in my area code, instead of having to turn on gps.

To be clear, I haven’t come across a weather app that doesn’t allow that, but I also wouldn’t be surpised if there are some out there.

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Development of that has stopped, they are currently working on a new fork called Tubular, which has the additional option of being able to login with a YT account.

Newpipe itself is also currently deciding on whether to do a complete rewrite or not, so the coming months might be a bit slow in terms of new features.

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The only argument would be software support. Getting newly discovered flaws fixed would be ideal, but many manufacturers don’t do that for nearly as long as we should reasonably expect them to.

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I have to say, the Odyssey line deserves some huge respect for the kind of response times Samsung has achieved with a VA panel, of all things.

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Best part of my time in a warehouse was that I could keep the safety boots after I quit

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Yeah, I probably should

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Well now we know why the cumfarts are maggoty, huh

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That makes me even more worried as to where the maggots are coming from

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You know what, I take it back, I don’t want to know

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I certainly have enough interest in peoples behinds to be seen as one

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Finding a prostate to tickle is always fun, what can I say

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I’d have thought that using the word proctologist had already excluded anything outside of consentual rectal exams between living adults

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So that’s where the maggots are coming from

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I’m conflicted.

On one hand, you piqued my interest now, but on the other hand, I want to sleep peacefully tonight.

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Was a common name in Germany, back in… idk, between 60 and 80 years ago?

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