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newt

@newt@stereophonic.space

Chaos evangelist.
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.

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Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin (formerly at @pureevil) but occasionally leaks.
Backup cofe storage and posts are at @newt.
Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.

I write and actively use proprietary software.

"@newt - quality posts."

"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants."

"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says"

“he is fucking weird”

"newt you must be stopped'

"@iwillbite The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that."

"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king"

"Duke Nukem did nothing wrong."

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#nobot
#yestipbot

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newt,
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@augustus his ass was too long for him to live.

No, I will not stop posting this picture everywhere John Lennon is mentioned.

newt, to random
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He was a boy
She was a goy
Can I make it
Any more obvious

lin11c, to random
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Can the Pulitzer Prize be rescinded? Can you believe this traitorous bitch? NYTs totally fixed the 2016 election to make sure the traitorous scumbag won. 🤬 I had read she is very good friends with Jared and Vanky.

newt,
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kaia, to random
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neet date tips:
'forgetting' to scan articles at the self checkout so the cute uni student will re-scan everything together with you

newt,
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@kaia i too sometimes pretend i am retarded around women :comfydrool:

newt, to random
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It's kinda funny that even in the year of our lord 2024 someone releases new devices running Android 8, a seven year old OS now. What isn't funny, doing so actually makes sense.

What would you make of this, @captainepoch?

newt,
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@captainepoch DAPs frequently use older low-powered SoCs, because let's face it, decoding music doesn't exactly require that much. Most of the DAP price is in the DAC and related engineering, SoC is secondary.

newt,
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@captainepoch I saw Android 6 on devices from a couple of years ago, if that makes you feel better :akkogiggle:

My guess is, it's because LDAC was added only in Android 8. So, they took the version that is recent enough to support some sound goodies while also being capable of running streaming apps.

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newt,
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@lain no more than 10 times in a 6 month period

aen_the_acolyte, to random
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i know artists like to make fast/slow versions of their songs but can they start doing versions of their songs at 10% of the speed?

i want to hear pop songs turn into haunting whale songs

newt,
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@cnx @aen_the_acolyte jokes on you, audio is often recorded at insane sampling rates, sometimes up to 768kHz. Just makes mastering so much easier and also gets rid of aliasing.

newt,
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@cnx @aen_the_acolyte possibly? Depends on the studio.

newt,
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@cnx @aen_the_acolyte also no, it's not insane. With 32 bit samples, it's only something like 3 megabits per channel per second. Pretty mediocre.

adiz, to random

Women look at skinny guys the way guys look at fat women.

newt,
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@adiz @scathach you should stop using dating apps. They are designed to make you miserable. I mean, if you could find someone on the first swipe, you wouldn't even use that app for longer than that, would you?

newt,
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@adiz @scathach not on fedi, that's for sure. Get a hobby that will expose you to women. My usual advice would be to sign up for dance classes. Lots of girls there!

newt,
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@adiz @scathach soooo... get yourself a less gay hobby. Sorry, fam. If you want some pussy, you'll have to put some effort. Whining on fedi won't get you anywhere.

newt,
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@adiz @scathach painting? Other arts and crafts? I dunno, ask women about that.

The main appeal of dancing is that it forces intimacy without it looking like sexual harassment. Just make sure to dress well and keep yourself clean and tidy.

newt,
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@kaia @adiz @scathach or maybe just get a dog, walk it, and talk to other dog owners, many of whom are... WOMEN!

newt, to random
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TIL LinkedIn brings about 77% as much money as Windows sales. What the...

:comfypeeksweat:

newt,
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@lanodan that's easy. MS turned their Office suit into a subscription service several years ago.

newt,
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@lanodan like with other consoles, xbox hardware is traditionally sold at a loss, you can scratch that out. But yeah. Mind you, most corposhits use MS Office document formats and thus need MS Office.

newt,
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@lanodan also, unlike with vidya, there is basically no competition against MS Office. There are Google Docs and... basically, that's it.

No, Libreoffice doesn't count for the most part.

newt, to random
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boobs :comfyeyes:

StaleDonut, to random

Guys...I don't feel so good...

newt,
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@StaleDonut who's the bottom right dude?

newt, to random
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lol
lmao even

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newt,
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@lucy ah yes, posting from a big phallically shaped object

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