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why is it called that
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you have to pay money for checking accounts??? 😭😭😭

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bank teller saying "it's so nice to see you guys!" to the couple as if i didn't overhear their conversation that they're getting a divorce and closing the joint account

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:NotLikeThis:
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someone finally said thanks to me on transit 🥹

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back at the airport because they fucked up my paperwork. thankfully they'll reprint my visitor record instead of me having to mail an application and wait 5 (five) weeks for them to amend it. the power of showing up really works

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got set up at the lab. they have an atomic force microscope, but not a spare hdmi cable for my monitor...

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"i have information about boeing" is the new "i have information about hillary clinton"

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im just expensing random shit to see if they'll let me get away with it at this point. brita filter..... expensed. trash bags...... expensed. kraft cheese singles...... expensed

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i think that's the longest ive ever slept lmao
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broke: not going to the doctor because you want to be independent or whatever

woke: not going to the doctor because you know that mf used quizlet and chegg to get through med school

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do i get overpriced sloppeheimer 9000 from the hotel or walk across the street to the kebab place for fried dog. decisions, decisions

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when the touch and go traffic turns into touch grass traffic

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second suitcase

con: you have to carry it around (not recommend in brooklyn)
pro: you can throw everything you tend to forget to pack at the last minute (shoes, gifts, miscellaneous crap)

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