bank teller saying "it's so nice to see you guys!" to the couple as if i didn't overhear their conversation that they're getting a divorce and closing the joint account
back at the airport because they fucked up my paperwork. thankfully they'll reprint my visitor record instead of me having to mail an application and wait 5 (five) weeks for them to amend it. the power of showing up really works
im just expensing random shit to see if they'll let me get away with it at this point. brita filter..... expensed. trash bags...... expensed. kraft cheese singles...... expensed
con: you have to carry it around (not recommend in brooklyn)
pro: you can throw everything you tend to forget to pack at the last minute (shoes, gifts, miscellaneous crap)