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bartholin

@bartholin@fops.cloud

Listen, and understand.
That shitposter is out there.
It can’t be bargained with.
It can’t be reasoned with.
It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are memed.

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bartholin, to random
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Guys literally live in apartments like this and don’t see the problem

Stellar, to random
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we can't let bigots keep giving cooler and cooler descriptions of queerness. we need to get on it

bartholin,
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@Stellar The LGBT flag means you have a parrot and punctuate your sentences with "Yarrrr!"

cell, to random
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considering EU freedom of movement and labor laws, what’s stopping say talented bulgarians from coming to work in say france and germany causing brain drain, while some rich luxembourg banker goes and just retires in a big villa in sunny greece?

bartholin,
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@cell Lots of French living near the Luxembourg border work in Luxembourg. Same for the French living near Switzerland.

cell, to random
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wait what so not all EU countries get visa-free access to the US :cat_starebrow:

bartholin,
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@kaia @cell @kura van de Broodkaasten

bartholin, to random
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bartholin, to random
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He drew is laser pistol, so I cast testicular torsion.

kaia, to random
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this is why it breaks a bunch

bartholin,
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@kaia The wizard is fed up with your whims

kaia, to random
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I started making something, but mostly thanks to ChatGPT to be honest.

bartholin,
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@kaia Nooooo you're a psy student, not a CS student, you cannot steal my joooob (I don't actually code) (I don't actually have a job) :blobcatreeeeeee:

bartholin,
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@kaia @icedquinn @lain

  1. what the heck are you trying to do
  2. making video games is notoriously hard, like making a movie
  3. use a game engine, like Unity or Godot
bartholin,
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@kaia @level2wizard The fedi-to-female-coder pipeline

bartholin, to random
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So I have finally watched Monkey Man. It’s a pretty good movie. My favorite scene is when the transgender priest turns towards Bobby Monkeyman, the main character, and tells him “it’s monke time”. Then Bobby rips his own ribcage open and monkeys everyone.

tournesol, to random
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J'avoue que je me décourage au fait que mes rats n'ait un jour plus peur de moi et de ne jamais pouvoir les câliner...

bartholin,
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@tournesol Tu les as depuis deux jours...

bartholin, to random
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The only money I get is pain

bartholin, to random
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@kaia official brotkast currency

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bartholin,
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@kaia I avoided stuff from the 1930's on purpose though :neofox_pensive:

bartholin, to random
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me listening to the voice in my head asking me to login to fedi and shitpost

bartholin,
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@moth_ball @kaia Other women from Deus Ex

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bartholin, to random
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Skeletons found under Hermann Göring's house.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/30/five-skeletons-wolfs-lair-home-hermann-goring-poland

kaia, to random
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> I'm yours for 24h, how are you using me? - Random OF girl

bathroom needs cleaning! also, could you please sort my bf's shirts into "throw away" and "will keep"?

bartholin,
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@kaia The female urge to throw away perfectly good clothes :shiblobevil:

kaia, to random
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true

bartholin,
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@kaia That bear is literally me every morning

bear waking up from hibernation. He looks tired, weak, and in need of a serious haircut

volpeon, to random

"Please don't open the windows. This hotel uses A/C"
Me, sweating in my room even though the A/C is running at full blast: ​:woozy_baa:​

bartholin,
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@volpeon This hotel is managed by Stallman

video/webm

kaia, to random
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does France have a holiday tomorrow? are supermarkets open? :TexasPeek:

bartholin,
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@kaia Fête du Travail, it's a jour férié :blobcatbaguettehero:
Maybe some supermarkets will be exceptionally opened, because opening on holidays is a thing big shops do

kaia, to random
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wrote a letter by hand and it's such a weird feeling having to wait for it to be delivered. I have to remind myself that it's not even at the recipient yet

bartholin,
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@Suiseiseki @kaia Akshually, 那画面太美我不敢看 means "That picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it"

bartholin,
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@kaia @Suiseiseki I have a secret (called Google Translate)

bartholin,
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@kaia @Suiseiseki

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