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Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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A Town Full of Ghosts (2022)

I am not very optimistic about this one. It's "bottom of the barrel horror" week for me.

If I'm pleasantly surprised, I'll be winning.

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This is opening with "vertical video" as if shot on a smartphone and also it's starting out very weak. Jesus.

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It's got some bullshit jumpscare with audio sting nonsense going on. Actors are not good. This is shaping up to be everything I thought it was.

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It's getting worse.

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even worse

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It just keeps getting worse.

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Looking at the cast on IMDb and one of the leads was on Days of Our Lives, and the other has his agent info/resume posted in case anyone wants to hire him for a gig.

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She's wearing a LAV mic, but like... not in the context of the movie. I think her pack is just showing because they couldn't figure out how to shoot sound with a boom while not accidentally getting it in the shot.

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The writing is very bad. This is very bad.

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Nothing that is happening here makes any sense. This is actually making me mad. I made a mistake.

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This guy found a super 8 reel and projector. He's playing the film and it has fucking dissolves and overlay effects all over it like it's an after effects demo.

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Pitiful in every single dimension.

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I suspect nobody even got paid. No redeeming quality.

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I'm upset.

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I logged it. It's too late at night to start a chaser. Glad this one was only 66 minutes.

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@ramiro it could be worse 😬

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For years, Scarlett Johannson has been taking roles meant for people of various ethnicities and genders, effectively providing voices to those groups without permission. Today, she's suing OpenAI for using hers without permission.

In this Substack post I will [please subscribe to read this post]

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@nyquildotorg like in Under the Skin where she played that English Alien that moved to Scotland

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I've been doing a lot of rust refactoring that JetBrains IDEs would make much easier than rust-analyzer makes it, but every time I go back to RustRover things seem to be worse and worse. I'm trying again this afternoon. Let's see how the latest RustRover works. Hopefully they're past issues like "buffer refuses to accept input sometimes."

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Can't wait until I get done with work, fill out my primary ballot, drop it off, go to the grocery store, claim a fast-food drive-thru experience, then finally return home so I can hobby hack and watch horror.

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Plans were disrupted by my cat deciding to spit up his highly toxic pill, which he cleverly cheeked without my noticing. I had to "emergency eye wash" style clean him in the sink, and throw blankets (formerly covering the couch) in the wash.

Waiting on the laundry. Need to move it to the dryer before I can go drop off my ballot, do the grocery, etc, etc.

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The pill is coated with dye so you can see it clearly in these situations. His little face was all orange and yellow as he drooled it all over himself.

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I'm very hungry.

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Okay, it's time.

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@Sadsquatch yes

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It's 9pm and I have a burger and I'm home and I voted. Time to squeeze in a bad movie and possibly a tiny bit of hacking.

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