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onelson

@onelson@mastodon.social

Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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rooster, to random
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I need a muppet remake of The Blair Witch Project mostly to see a panicked Kermit yelling “Fozzie!” into the dark woods as he hears a distant pained “wocka wocka!”

eniko, to random
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For my birthday, I'd really like it if my beloved fedi could spread word far and wide of Kitsune Tails. It's a platformer with a heartwarming story featuring queer main characters and personal discoveries in classic SMB3 style. You can find trailer, screenshots, and wishlist links here: https://kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

It's coming out this year and the team and I have been working hard on it for several years now. Most of the team is queer in some form so by boosting you'd not only be making me happy on my birthday, but supporting a bunch of queer creators making queer art as well

yuzu kitsune tails, a purple haired fox girl, picks up samurai armor in a tower that's rapidly filling with lava. she jumps away from the rising lava and sticks her spear in the wall, doing a dashing twirl to get on top of it. she walks off the spear and into a new scene, fighting a ghost fox with armor and spear. it stabs and she jumps over, but is caught by a follow up stab. the ghost fox over extends and its ghostly powers wane, giving yuzu a chance to bop on its head

mdoucet, to random
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One of my neighbors is listening to Tears For Fears' "Mad World" really loudly. I find it kind of funny, but I also

madcollector, to random
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historyofpunkrock, to random
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Next sad news
The American director and producer Roger Corman is dead. He died on May 9, at the age of 98, his family confirmed.

Corman produced the still popular 1979 film Rock 'n' Roll High School with music by the Ramones, Alice Cooper, Fleetwood Mac and Devo

elilla, to random
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I didn't post this photo of my NixOS having some sort of existential ontology breakdown

eniko, to random
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what did the cow do after being tipped over?

she just rolled with it

jasonp, to random
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Darcy rocking a top that's a version of the shirt that has me known as "Freddy" at work

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

jasonp,
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YOU MOVED THE HEADSTONES BUT YOU DIDN"T MOVE THE BODIES

moshboy, to random
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golden axe, in development, magazine screenshot, commodore 64 (1990) https://archive.org/details/zzap-64-65-1990-09/page/n53/mode/2up?view=theater

cinn48, to random
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“It’s Catherine. She took over David’s body.”

Zero follow up questions from the others.

#TheLastDriveIn

angelus_04, to random
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I think it is Death Spa

JenMsft, to random
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🥲

constrict0r, to geopolitics
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Budget cut

KentuckyConjurer, to random
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Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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peterb, to random
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Advice

BootsChantilly, to random
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I lol-ed.

jeana, to random
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yurnidiot, to Starwars
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samhenrigold, to random
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from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

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mathowie, to random
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My mother in law died maybe five years ago but to this day I think about how she insisted (after she had just learned how to text people) that LOL meant “lots of love” so I’m explaining how it’s kind of the opposite, and asked her to show me the last person she texted it to and it was her friend saying her husband just passed away.

onelson, (edited ) to movies
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Background TV as I wind down my work day.

I'll work my way through the main 9 movies over the next few days, and starting with The Phantom Menace might be sacrilege to some, but who cares.

jonoleth,
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@onelson Grid Bidlax

Grid Bidlax was a Lava Trout Net-Fisherlax[1][2] on Mustafar, a dangerous occupation[3] that they were forced to undertake by the local Lava Boss, Bib Kiblib[2][4]

todayonscreen, to movies
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jsbarretto, to random
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A few days ago I suddenly had a desire to port Super Mario 64 to the Gameboy Advance.

I quickly realised that a straight port was going to be impossible given that the GBA:

  • Is about an order of magnitude slower than the N64
  • Lacks a GPU or any sort of hardware parallelism (you get about 10 cycles per pixel, per frame to rasterise everything in software, and that's it)
  • Has no hardware support for floating point maths

So, I guess I'm rewriting the whole thing from scratch.

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