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orange

@orange@thicc.horse

Whatever pronouns feel best to you.
(it/they/she/he)

34, Canada

Actual changeling. Possible deerthing. Unapologetically sadistic.

Feel free to follow or boost or interact or ask me anything. l'm always looking for new friends.

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orange, to random
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Did something exciting last night. I'll tell you all about it soon.

orange, to random
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I sometimes describe myself as asexual.

In response to this thread: https://mas.to/@epiceneVivant/112305846697673811

I posted this [nsfw/kink]: https://thicc.horse/@orange/112310152168765334

orange,
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I'm physically attracted to men in the way that a lesbian is: very rarely.

I'm physically attracted to women in the way that a straight woman is: very rarely, but often appreciative of a lot of the aesthetics

If a straight man is only around men or a straight woman is only around women, that doesn't make their sex drives magically disappear. It just means they're not specifically attracted to any of the people around them.

orange,
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I am very boy-shaped. I also sometimes date lesbians.

I know they're not attracted to me like they would be to a women. But they are attracted to me like I'm attracted to them, which is pretty cool.

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@orange Tomorrow it will be 100 days since I last had a pleasurable orgasm, and 8 weeks (56 days) since my Domme last ruined me.
I sent her a card asking her to celebrate this victory.

What do you think she will do?

orange,
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@aelfsige I'd just ignore you!

orange, to random
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I regret to inform you that Jeph Jacques from QuestionableContent is neurotypical. ๐Ÿ˜“

orange, to random
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Wait, how did I miss the transfemme cooking streamer with the Eternity Collar and the it/its pronouns.

How did nobody tell me about this.

orange, to random
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It's frustrating to always remember which account I'm posting which super specific musical hyperfixations to.

I should always post them here. But sometimes I don't.

orange,
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Fuck it, it's time for one of my two favourite Space Jam-themed novelty albums.

https://sleddingwithtigers.bandcamp.com/album/come-on-and-slam

orange, to random
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Actually really curious if anybody here disagrees with anything I've said in this thread.

[cw: kink, slave training, tpe, mental health]
https://thicc.horse/@orange/111818276087685202

orange, to random
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The only boy I've ever made out with had shaved his mustache and so there was this... hard pokey texture on his upper lip.

I kind of wonder how much of that was an autistic sensory thing.

orange, to random
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"Quixotic" is such a good word.

Top tier. A+.

orange,
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It has a Q.

It has an X.

It is completely inscrutable in its meaning, if you don't see it written.

It's this beautiful literary thing if you do see it written and figure it out.

It's not really a word that anybody needs. But it's a great word to have.

orange,
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There have got to be other adjectives named after literary characters, but I can't think of any.

Is there a Spanish word for Quixotic, or is it an invention of the English language?

And also, like, it's so fucking visual.

I want to hallucinate into my hyper-fixations.

That sounds so fucking good.

orange,
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@ohellofedefo Oh, I love that! Is this sort of generalization of character names into adjectives more common in Spanish, or is this fairly unique?

I'm pretty sure there's no equivalent Sanchesque in English.

orange,
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@ohellofedefo The nice thing about English is you can make words up and they're still valid English words.

@Bubu had pointed out "Faustian" as another example.

But yeah. I think the really unique character attributes probably spread faster from their home countries, in both cases.

https://chaos.social/@Bubu/111722105542095341

orange, to random
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Doll solidarity. Dollidarity? Awawa?

orange, to random
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Okay. Now to come up with a list of temperate climate prey mammals that are more like a deer than a mouse.

orange, to random
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Very slow cane thread, go!

orange, to random
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Part about being on a furry server is seeing people talk about taurs, getting excited to have somebody to talk to about Centaurworld with, and then realizing they're talking about something else.

orange,
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It's very good.

And it's a musical. ๐ŸŒˆ

https://youtu.be/9miYtOcNHf0

orange,
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You should all watch Centaurworld for me. ๐Ÿงก

orange, to random
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It's kind of wild how much really meaningful interaction I get here with just 200 followers.

Sometimes I have to check to make sure I don't have way more than that.

orange, to random
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Thinking a bit about different ways to run safewords.

orange, to random
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Does anybody else think a lot about how, with a little bit of persistence and a little bit of skill, you could probably bully a bunch of young straight male subs into slavery?

Nobody wants most of these boys.

It feels like an uptapped market to exploit.

orange,
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@gray17 Very true!

Although, to be clear, I am arguing that tricking subby straight boys into slavery is a moral good regardless of any other benefits. ๐Ÿ˜›

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