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pattykimura

@pattykimura@beige.party

Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age. 🏳️‍🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele
Left Twitter for the fedi on Oct 31, 2022, found the party going on in April 2023. Beige-bless, it's the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.

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Alice, to random
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I did a complete 360 and nobody noticed.

pattykimura,
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@Alice
I think when one says "I did a complete 360" they are required to say "Ta da!" And to do jazz hands.

Alice, to random
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The person sitting next to me on the plane is being SO rude. They won’t even give me enough elbow room to be able to open my can of tuna fish.

pattykimura,
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@Alice Fall asleep and fart like Trump, they'll wish it was just the fresh canned tuna and boiled eggs before the trip through your colon.

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